Yup. I am here to bitch about my mother. This will make you laugh, i promise. ( This is true, not a single thing is a lie)
So today, i was talking to my mom.
Me : "Mom, you promised me a phone. I didn't get anything for Christmas and my Birthday. Maybe if you stop smoking you'd have money to buy me a new one. This one doesn't even have Java on it."
Mom : "No. Now let me chat ( she was chatting with 3 men. Sort of a eharmony website, i don't mind it anyhow.)
Me: " Aw come on. You promised it to me. ( she really did say she was going to buy me a cellphone, and the date was two weeks ago)
Mom: " *yelling* NO I DIDIN'T NOW SHUT UP"
I go and bang lightly with my finger where the comp's HDD is supposed to be. It's a stuffty comp, can barely run blockland that you can't sell with 40 dollars. Anyhow, this usually rendered the comp unusable for two days. stuffty HDD made in 2000 :c
She starts screaming at me, i start to scream at her too. After the shouting is done, our neighbour who apparently stays on-line all night and sleeps all the day calls the police.
It didn't arrive.
After that, she got off the PC, and i lounged on the couch again. My ps3 was broke ( No, it wasn't me, my mother gave me a 260V cable when my ps3's was 220. Europe.)
She got into bed. I got in mines too. Waited a bit. She fell asleep, and i got on. A few mins later, she got out and was like :
" Omg. RAGEEEE "
She pulled out the power cables and all with the brutality of a gorilla.
I was pissed off, so i went to the kitchen and made myself some blue silly putty ( Basically, homemade bread dough with blue ink inside it. With the right water-flour balance, it's a charm.)
She woke up after a nightmare, came into the kitchen and was all like :
" OMG I THAUGHT U SUISIDED WITH FIAR AND I TIRED TO STOP U AND COULDNT AND YOU WAS SCREAMING AND I CRIED"
She got into bed and fell asleep again. I've got to this point where I'm writing this.
