Just look around Off-Topic and tell me how many " I GOTS DIS " Kind of topics?
"New computer"
Bisjac, whom I assume to be an adult, is allowed to have nice things.
"My first car"
Okay, so he got a car, most new drivers get one at some point. It's only an old Jeep anyway (no offense Azerath).
"i got my dads acoustic guitar"
Hand-me-down.
That's all I found within 5 pages.