Author Topic: Nuts hurt! D:  (Read 2625 times)

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03:53 - W̢̓̑̅ͮh̎̾̔ồ ҉̠͚̞̪̦d̂a͓͜ ͓͔̄̆͞: I'm going to call my ship clemetine
03:53 - [A-T]Athernar: however, seeing the baker boy
03:53 - W̢̓̑̅ͮh̎̾̔ồ ҉̠͚̞̪̦d̂a͓͜ ͓͔̄̆͞: and stuff yeah
03:53 - [A-T]Athernar: i don't like it
03:54 - W̢̓̑̅ͮh̎̾̔ồ ҉̠͚̞̪̦d̂a͓͜ ͓͔̄̆͞: Burger
 
Nuts hurt! D:
« Today at 08:40:58 PM »
I went to sit down, went too fast, and my left nut smacked against the seat, I've been in severe pain for the past 5 minutes. :(
03:54 - [A-T]Athernar: I don't like the assymetry of the batters
03:54 - boX?² kona: the thing about the bonk helmet i dont like is that it shows too much of his hair
03:54 - boX?² kona: but thats prob just me
03:54 - W̢̓̑̅ͮh̎̾̔ồ ҉̠͚̞̪̦d̂a͓͜ ͓͔̄̆͞: how the forget can that happen
03:54 - boX?² kona: i dont like how its ontop of the cap
03:55 - boX?² kona: that happens when your balls become blocky due to playing too much blockland
03:55 - W̢̓̑̅ͮh̎̾̔ồ ҉̠͚̞̪̦d̂a͓͜ ͓͔̄̆͞: o u
03:56 - [A-T]Athernar: Ten Gallon is probably the best engineer hat, light is still awesome though
03:56 - [A-T]Athernar: cap is still stuff
03:56 - boX?² kona: modest pile of hat needs more red colour version
03:56 - [A-T]Athernar: If only i can craft an ushanka or brigade

And they're obviously not big enough either.
BAZING! No.
I don't want big balls, really not the thing most people want.

Sorry about your left testicle br0


btw, my back hurts, gonna go make a topic about it now.

btw, my back hurts, gonna go make a topic about it now.
Nuts are more important. :(

Nuts are more important. :(
Without your back in good enough condition, your brain cannot send or receive messages to and from the testicles and other reproductive areas, rendering them useless.

hitting them with a hammer will make the pain go away if you hit it hard enough.

hitting them with a hammer will make the pain go away if you hit it hard enough.
I know a guy who tried that once...
'nuff said.

I bet it was that skip guy  :cookieMonster:

Who was it that bruised their nuts and took a picture of them?

I bet it was that skip guy  :cookieMonster:
Wat.
I still have my nuts completely intact.

Who was it that bruised their nuts and took a picture of them?
Wtf?

Who was it that bruised their nuts and took a picture of them?
Valen, I believe. God that image is still burned into my mind.


Valen, I believe. God that image is still burned into my mind.
Do I want to know anything else about this?