My foster brother gets caught humping a door

[Madmitten]

It all started when i was playing some pokemon emerald because my internet bandwidth was being taken up by RoM download. right when my silcoon evolved into a beutifly my mom called me upstairs and questioned me about procrastination and all that jazz. then she told me the storie of how he was humping a door for pleasure, not to be funny.

NOTE: this is not my blood brother, who is alot younger than me.

EDIT: he is handicapped

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[WhatevaGuy]

We really didn't need to know this.

And by that I mean: holy crap that's terrifying.

[Regulith]

lol

How old is he?

[Skele]

lol

How old is he?

Better question, how do you hump a door?

[Makanix]

Better question, how do you hump a door?

Very carefully...

[Madmitten]

lol

How old is he?

his paperwork said he was 10
but my mom found out that he is 13.

Better question, how do you hump a door?

it was like a cabinet door.
and he put his snake under it i suspect

[Regulith]

Better question, how do you hump a door?

Wild guess: Put one leg on each side an-

it was like a cabinet door.
and he put his snake under it a suspect

wat

[Cheemo]

i am 12 and what is this

[WhatevaGuy]

wat

I'm scurred :c

[NotInsaneChef]

kids do weird stuff.

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it was like a cabinet door.
and he put his snake under it i suspect

My brain!
My image-creating brain! IT BURNS!

[Skele]

it was like a cabinet door.
and he put his snake under it i suspect

I think I'd prefer my hand.

[Cheemo]

If you decide to masturbate, why would you choose a door? "Hmm, I'm looking for something different. OH MY GOD, THAT DOOR REALLY TURNS ME ON."

[Madmitten]

If you decide to masturbate, why would you choose a door? "Hmm, I'm looking for something different. OH MY GOD, THAT DOOR REALLY TURNS ME ON."

he chose that because he didnt really know how to masturbate, and he is handicapped, so he just picked the nearest thing, and he just happened to be standing near the TV door

[WhatevaGuy]

That is seriously messed up.