i have 2
Three of them, bitsch!
In all seriousness though, my cat is starting to annoy me. He sits on the Banister at the top of our stairs, where we also have towels laid out. He likes to sleep at an odd angle and occasionally, pushes the towels over, towards the stairs. Of course, he's laid on top of them and they start to drag him down. He'll turn around and cling his claws in to hold himself up. However, of course he claws into the falling towels themselves, so he gets tangled up with them as he falls. Makes a really large clanging sound when he falls, since the stairs are relatively tall and have no carpeting on them at the moment, so walking up them sounds really loud. A Fat cat and a bunch of towels hitting them is even louder.
He also broke a picture frame that was left out on the banister for a moment. Pulled it down with him. :c
Although... after that, he is pretty cool, alongside his mother and sister. :3