Alright, I have proof that Tezuni IS a lie, in himself. First off, I emailed Kalphiter and asked him if he knew that Tezuni was making up lies:

Yes it's crappy quality, so what
And yeh, that's definetly what I want to do, get banned from a server and claim that it was Tezunis!
The funny thing is, I got an IRC from him saying "your fail drama topic failed"