Hi guys, my dad died trying to shave his pubes in the shower. He dropped the soap and slipped, hitting his head. My mom ran in and had a heart attack and died as well. I'm so confused and sad that I don't know what to do. I don't know where else to turn to but these forums...please, cry for me.

Oops, just kidding, I found the 'dad' image on Google. Gtfo with all these sob stories to try to get attention.