I just replaced my dog's water. He drank some of it, and proceeded to go outside to the backyard (he likes to hang out there). I go out to check on him, only to find him licking the spilt beer from my uncle's beer cans. I call him inside, and he goes back in. I browse Facebook, and hear a sound similar to a sponge slowly rubbing against stainless steel. I turn and find my dog licking my uncle's beer can. Wtf.
Discuse.