Author Topic: My dog's a drunk.  (Read 2267 times)

I just replaced my dog's water. He drank some of it, and proceeded to go outside to the backyard (he likes to hang out there). I go out to check on him, only to find him licking the spilt beer from my uncle's beer cans. I call him inside, and he goes back in. I browse Facebook, and hear a sound similar to a sponge slowly rubbing against stainless steel. I turn and find my dog licking my uncle's beer can. Wtf.

Discuse.

Inb4doglove
inb4dogzgonewildz
:cookieMonster:


Inb4doglove
inb4dogzgonewildz
:cookieMonster:
Better lock that dog in a room...


My dad used to have a tiny desk for his computer and put his glass of scotch on the floor next to him, my fat pomeranian Murphy would always sneak in and get a few licks of it here and there, one time he was so drunk he fell down the stairs trying to climb up to go to bed.






Lolwat.
"When i was 8....
my big brother locked me in a room with our dog....
I gave him a doggy biscuit and he stared at me with desire in his eyes....
it was all a blank after that"

now you get it?

"When i was 8....
my big brother locked me in a room with our dog....
I gave him a doggy biscuit and he stared at me with desire in his eyes....
it was all a blank after that"

now you get it?

OLOLOL



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What were you trying to accomplish by posting that?