Pick up an object near you.

[Skip]

I was joking...
Ok,
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You're stupid, aren't you?

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[Darkhawk]

Maybe just a tiny bi- Yes DX

[Zaem]

A slice of yum-yum cake will not save me either D:

Why can't I find any decent items near my computer.

[Skip]

Maybe just a tiny bi-

You're tiny biloveual?

[Darkhawk]

You're tiny biloveual?

Oh u :3
No thanks, unless your mother is a guy :/

[hotshot87]

a grabed a box-o-choclet.



            WHY IS THIS loving HAPPENING TO ME?!?!

[HellHound]

Snake.

I think I'm not gonna make it with a Boa Constrictor.

[Rathgarf]

A computer mouse.

I am so witty 

[Skip]

A computer mouse.

I am so witty

It cannot be your mouse, keyboard, or any other computter part.

Fail.

[Rathgarf]

Fail.

loving-

Retry, grabbed a tin CD case,
Probably 5 or 6 minutes.

[Joeboy]

I got a swiss army knife!

I have become

BORING.

[Destroyer]

you have to use a cell phone as a weapon
you can stab the zombies with the antennae

It doesn't have one. :(

Welp folks, looks like I'm dead.

[Rathgarf]

I got a swiss army knife!

I have become

BORING.

Short range, sucks as a weapon

I picked up a quarter.
Quick, can zombies choke?

[JD]

Water bottle.

[Madmitten]

Water bottle.

you can clean out some zombie eyes