Author Topic: Pick up an object near you.  (Read 32097 times)

I got the Ipod on. I guess I would fare pretty good against a zombie invasion. I'm playing Eminem and Lil' Wayne and Michael Jackson. (Zombies don't like rap do they?)

I could use my baseball bat, and I'm pretty fast, so I guess you can refer to me as The Scout ^_^

(Zombies don't like rap do they?)
I don't know, I don't care. Music is nothing to zombies.

I got a wool sock. Whoop de do.

I don't know, I don't care. Music is nothing to zombies.

I got a wool sock. Whoop de do.
Stick the sock up their ass and they'll scream in pain.

Gah forget my Ipod ran out of battery. The horde is getting closer!!!!!! Osht. Well wish me luck.

Gah forget my Ipod ran out of battery. The horde is getting closer!!!!!! Osht. Well wish me luck.
Hey, get another thing, this push broom will keep me fine at least for a while.

Oh look a spoon and a pencil sharpener :P. I also got a pan. Wait, if the people in L4D2 use a frying pan and beat the stuff out of the undead with it, then I'll be fine. And look a butcher knife as well.

I would slaughter everyone zombie on the loving planet with what I picked up.

The pen is mightier than the sword, bish.

My snake is doing horribly...


My snake is bleeding!

I was masturbating with a zombie and I cut myself.

idk i got lemon juice maybe in the eyes but they are zombies so they probably dont give a forget

A half-deflated balloon. Why.

what the hell am i going to do with a cat :(

I would slaughter everyone zombie on the loving planet with what I picked up.

The pen is mightier than the sword, bish.
Write them letters?