Riddles

[Madmitten]

Nope.

Pride.

ARC you clever devil you

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[SupremeCommander]

Nope.

Pride.

That was clever. I'll give you that.

Aaaaand I just forgot the clever one I spent all day lining up for when I first saw this topic.
I'll edit this when I remember. T_T

[Dapizzanator]

The poison settled to the bottom? I dono.

[dkamm65]

The ice cubes were made from the poison. The one who drank fast didn't die because the poison didn't have time to melt.

[Madmitten]

The poison settled to the bottom? I dono.

chefkokkie got it right
my 3rd grade teacher's intern gave us that puzzle.

[Dapizzanator]

chefkokkie got it right
my 3rd grade teacher's intern gave us that puzzle.

Oh. I get it now.

[Rughugger]

"Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who's affraid of the big black baaaaaaaaat?"

[Deathwishez]

What happens when pinocchio says "My nose will grow."

[Madmitten]

What happens when pinocchio says "My nose will grow."

nothing

[Deathwishez]

But if nothing happens, then he lied. Making his nose grow, making him tell the truth, but because his nose grew, he didn't lie, but he said his nose would grow, and it did without him lying, so the nose is a lie.

[Dodger]

Even if they are starving, natives living
in the Arctic will never eat a
penguin's egg. Why not?

2nd one:

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

[matthewbim11]

2nd one:

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

they both work with stones

[JJA0]

Even if they are starving, natives living
in the Arctic will never eat a
penguin's egg. Why not?

Penguins do not live in the arctic.

[oromis]

How many carrots does a brother eat in 3 hours and 43 minutes, +/- .72 seconds

[TapeDeck]

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

one sells watches and the other watches cells

A man leaves home in a hurry, makes 3 left turns, and returns home to find two masked men.  Who are the masked men?