Riddles

[hotshot87]

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      now guess what the forget this is.

[Ad Bot]

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ogm ur so funy i hav no clu

[JJA0]

one sells watches and the other watches cells

A man leaves home in a hurry, makes 3 left turns, and returns home to find two masked men.  Who are the masked men?

Does it have something to do with baseball? The umpire and catcher?

[Madmitten]

one sells watches and the other watches cells

A man leaves home in a hurry, makes 3 left turns, and returns home to find two masked men.  Who are the masked men?

masked men=2 rights

[TapeDeck]

Does it have something to do with baseball? The umpire and catcher?

winrar

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winrar

is better than WinZip.

[Madmitten]

winrar

???

[Darkhawk]

winrar

rarwin

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rarwin

is better than ZipWin.

[TapeDeck]

derail successful

[Darkhawk]

^Damn straight.

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Red Leader standing by.

I love derails, yes.

[WhatevaGuy]

I have two coins.
They are both nickels.

Think of words ending in GRY.  Angry and hungry are two of them.  There are three words in the English language.  What is the third?  You use it every day, and if you have been paying attention, I have already said it.

^^Easy one.  C:

[Nystical]

On my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cats had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many going to St. Ives?

One (Yourself)

[hotshot87]

it's a stickman you stuff brains