Riddles

[Rathgarf]

A Phone/Keyboard?
You can catch me but you can't throw me? What am I?

Yes and a cold.
Which Skip beat me too.

When I am used, I am useless.
Once offered, soon rejected.
In desperation oft expressed,
the intended not protected.
What am I?

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[Skip]

How's that nice, warm, copy pasta you got there, Rathgarf?
Unless you actually made that up or something, in which case, cool.

[WhatevaGuy]

Yes and a cold.
Which Skip beat me too.

When I am used, I am useless.
Once offered, soon rejected.
In desperation oft expressed,
the intended not protected.
What am I?

I heard something to some extent, like this, so this'll just be a shot in the dark--either an urn, a coffin, or counterfeit money.  Amirite?

[Rathgarf]

How's that nice, warm, copy pasta you got there, Rathgarf?
Unless you actually made that up or something, in which case, cool.

It's from a book of riddles I got.
Helpful in situations like right now =P

@Whateva:
Nope.

[WhatevaGuy]

Oh.  Well, here is the counterfeit money one:

He who has it needs it not,
He who knows it wants it not,
He who receives it knows it not.

Or something like that.

[Knil]

An airplane Crashes on the border of Canada and US. Where do they bury the survivors?

[Skip]

There are no survivors to bury.
Wait, you don't bury survivors.

[WhatevaGuy]

An airplane Crashes on the border of Canada and US. Where do they bury the survivors?

Wat.

You don't bury survivors.

[Skip]

Wat.

lol I answered first durr

[Knil]

There are no survivors to bury.
Wait, you don't bury survivors.

lol that is correct

[Rathgarf]

I think that one I last posted was a little hard, so here is the answer:
A bad excuse.

Here is one I made up:

I am the one place you do not want to wake up in.
With a stone above and ground below.
Those here have never been.
And if you're here, you will never know.

[WhatevaGuy]

I am the one place you do not want to wake up in.
With a stone above and ground below.
Those here have never been.
And if you're here, you will never know.

In a grave.  Stone = tombstone.

[Madmitten]

In a grave.  Stone = tombstone.

I think that one I last posted was a little hard, so here is the answer:
A bad excuse.

Here is one I made up:

I am the one place you do not want to wake up in.
With a stone above and ground below.
Those here have never been.
And if you're here, you will never know.

[Rathgarf]

No no, he was right.
But that line I meant, never been in the grave before.

[Nystical]

I have two coins.
They are both nickels.

Think of words ending in GRY.  Angry and hungry are two of them.  There are three words in the English language.  What is the third?  You use it every day, and if you have been paying attention, I have already said it.

^^Easy one.  C:

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