Ok, so heres out you do it,
ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DELETING VIRUS'
1) Take a jar of peanut butter
2) Smear the peanut butter all over your computer screen 'till it smokes and shuts off.
3) Take shoes off, leaving socks on
4) Make sure socks are dry, sweaty feet are no good.
5) Take the door off your computer, leaving it on.
6) Drag feet on the carpet, getting a good static charge.
7) Touch your motherboard, unleashing the static
8) If your computer shuts off, then congratulations, you have just deleted a virus!
P.S. Make sure the only copy of all your important personal files are on your computer before deleting the virus, shred any paper, and snap any CDs or Flash Drives.