Woman, The best firewalls ever!

[MasterCookie]

 One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

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[Kalphiter]

lol

[DarthVolga]

Dude, you're so loving awesome

[Skip]

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Plus recovery time.

[MtnDew]

lol

[Bind]

I want one! sigh.....

[dkamm65]

lol

Dude, you're so loving awesome

[comr4de]

Ha. I'll tell this to the IT guy at the school. Also, new sig.


mondays.

[Regulith]

Ahahaha

[WhoDa?]

Dude, you're so loving awesome

[Aurion]

Nice copypasta there.

[Reactor Worker]

A pretty poor brown townogy really. The "female firewall" doesn't actively deny certain packets of sperm based on the information they contain or where they come from.

Instead what you are looking at is that most of those data packets are lost due to their frailty and the environment of the vagina.

A better comparison is that there is a really poor connection between  client and the host. Most of the data is lost even before it can be brown townyzed.

[Kerog]

copy past-

forget you Aurion :(

[dkamm65]

A pretty poor brown townogy really. The "female firewall" doesn't actively deny certain packets of sperm based on the information they contain or where they come from.

Instead what you are looking at is that most of those data packets are lost due to their frailty and the environment of the vagina.

A better comparison is that there is a really poor connection between  client and the host. Most of the data is lost even before it can be brown townyzed.

Get out.

[Bind]

A pretty poor brown townogy really. The "female firewall" doesn't actively deny certain packets of sperm based on the information they contain or where they come from.

Instead what you are looking at is that most of those data packets are lost due to their frailty and the environment of the vagina.

A better comparison is that there is a really poor connection between  client and the host. Most of the data is lost even before it can be brown townyzed.

I do respect you-ish. BUT.
No one cares about your opinion.
So git sun!