I hate babies.

[Squideey]

If given the chance, I would eat them.

Discuss.

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[RedSaturn]

Yum, Babiiiieeeessssss.........
They taste good with salt

[Bind]

You are what you eat... noob

[Colten]

I love babies

[SupremeCommander]

When they scream in stores and stuff, that infuriates me.
Its just so penetrating.

Why parents insist on taking babies to movies, shopping and whatnot escapes me.
Why they do it without any way of comforting the child is even more bizarre.

[Skip]

I heard babies crying at an R-rated movie once. I was thinking, "Stupid parents, stupid parents, stupid parents..."

[comr4de]

ENTIRE HATRED





IS BABIES

[Bind]

I was in "The Book of Eli"
There was a group off unaccompanied 5 year olds in front of me. Parents must've purchased the tickets.

[Efmu]

Arent there some baby eating demonds in Angel and Buffy?
Anyway i dont like them because, well, i dont fell comfortable around them o.O
If it my kid I would be happy with that. But i dont know, i can take the screaming but i fell weird around them.

[Squideey]

I have a memory of dropping a baby when I was four. 'Twas fun.

[SupremeCommander]

I heard babies crying at an R-rated movie once. I was thinking, "Stupid parents, stupid parents, stupid parents..."

Oh god.
Surely the underage thing applies to them though.

[Skip]

Oh god.
Surely the underage thing applies to them though.

Clearly not.
Or the parents smuggled them in or something.

[SupremeCommander]

Clearly not.
Or the parents smuggled them in or something.

"Madame, forgive me for asking, but are you okay? Your backpack is crying."

[Molasses]

I love babies. I hate young children. Ignorant bastards...

[Joker Card]

I hate old people