Type things that you have Microsoft Sam say.

[ShadowZero]

He cant say soi so thats a funny good one anyways post yours here.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/w4rr3n.aspx

[Ad Bot]

[Tetris]

I have loving Microsoft Anna.

[ShadowZero]

I have loving Microsoft Anna.

Download Microsoft Sam :)

[Regulith]

Crotch = Crow's Nest before Vista

[ShadowZero]

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/w4rr3n.aspx

Here are some phrases.

[RedSaturn]

I like Jack Black

[dawngaward0110]

I only have Sam, where can I download the rest? :o

[Dodger]

Wait norton, what the forget do you mean theres 2 computer threats on that site?

[Devvy]

He cant say soi so thats a funny good one anyways post yours here.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/w4rr3n.aspx

*Soy

[Antallion]

*Soy

Soi*

As in
my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoi

[Devvy]

Also works with soy

[Teneksi]

My roflcopter goes SWAH SWAH SWAH

[Deathwishez]

All your base are belong to us

Someone set up us the bomb

Let us play some real mutha forgetin tetris

[ShadowZero]

Heres a good one

You r a butt soi butt gaaaay noob haxor [][][] is thu enemi bomb,holy sheet pool is closed get out your mama is so fat she makes fat willty look like a tic tac oh lololol soi soi soi soi soi

ctrl c and ctrl v it on there.

[Comatose]

I am Microsoft Sam, and I'm a fatass noob.

It pronounced fatass "fatas".