the item that never existed?

[Bobman]

okay, a few years ago, i went to an antuiqe store and i got this thing. its a small white man wearing a black suit with a black screw on/off hat. ive had him for about 3 to 4 years now, and im intrested in who made it... problem is theres no trace of it. on the bottom of the feet it has written" MADE BY AIRFIX PLASTICS" so i decided to search it up and well, no sign of the item. it seems all they have is war kits, the kind you put together yourself and paint. im really curious on who its really made by. the website is here:
http://www.airfix.com/
a picture of it is here:

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[MrMulch]

I leik this one,

 http://www.airfix.com/airfix-products/ships/warships/british-navy/a50059-hms-illustrious-a50059/

<3.

[Tom Gunn]

Bob is plotting something...look at his happy smile.

Lol enlarge the image.

Creeped the heck out of me.

[Bobman]

I leik this one,

 http://www.airfix.com/airfix-products/ships/warships/british-navy/a50059-hms-illustrious-a50059/

<3.

that doesnt help?

Bob is plotting something...look at his happy smile.

and how the hell did you know i named it bob?

[A.R.C.]

He's a wizard.

[Tom Gunn]

He's a wizard.

Stop revealing my secrets!

[Chriz]

He's a wizard.

Yeah A.R.C, stop revealing his secrets.

[A.R.C.]

Yeah A.R.C, stop revealing his secrets.

I SEE ALL

[Kerog]

-snip-

RAVE WRRRRRY

[Bobman]

no, bob sees all (inb4stuffeyes)

[e-maxx]

no, bob sees all

HYPNO BOB

[Wynd_Fox]

and how the hell did you know i named it bob?

Totally not named bob.jpg.

[Bobman]

Totally not named bob.jpg.

doesnt mean it had to actually have the name bob but i guess

[yoemex]

Totally not named bob.jpg.

You ruined it *Sniff sniff*

[Jacob/Lee]

It stares in your soul, and eats you from the inside.