Bedbugs

[Madmitten]

...
i keep my bed soft.
no bugs can hide in it

[Ad Bot]

[Ladios]

You are sleeping with your mother's computer?... where does it... go...?

[tails]

You are sleeping with your mother's computer?... where does it... go...?

Usb slot

[zz_tophat]

Usb slot

Kinky.



As for the bugs, make sure to poison around the light sockets and outlets, they are known to nest behind the face plates and are often missed there.

[Skip]

Usb slot

It must be tiny, then.

[RedSaturn]

I eat them for breakfast, just reach behind my pillow

[LegendZ]

O rly?
Those stuff may feel like a nice massage when your dreaming.
Make yourself wake up.
If you can't wake yourself up, then sleep with a shirt on.

[A.R.C.]

-This is not meant to gross you out- Bed bugs are pubic lice. I am not kidding it is the definition.

no

[Chriz]

I don't feel comfortable on this bed anymore.

[Tom Gunn]

Am i the only one that takes a shower before bed?

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

genital zombies?

Watch out for the Headsnakehumpers, Gordon Hectic!

[SupremeCommander]

My bed is free of ridges and stuff. And I change the sheets. What did you do, sleep with farm produce, wash your dog in it and never clean it or something?

[zookuw]

Looks like the person is holding there richard.

[Sabbin]

Looks like the person is holding there richard.

With a glove on it...

A richardglove?

[SupremeCommander]

With a glove on it...

A richardglove?

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