Do you know what a joke is?
Dumbass.
Excuse me?
You said it pretty seriously. I mean, lighten up your jokes bro.
That's like saying:
I will take a, huge, great, heaving, watery stuff on your bed, then conceal it in a way that you sleep in it.
And then, when people call you out, you scream "I WAS JOKING".
You could have get a better effect with "You guys are cigarettes. lol."