Religious Dumbasses

[Narkro555]

Nothing more.

Ugh. I'd just quit right away.

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[Nepthan]

-funnysnip-

Hahaaa...

OH! MY TURN! :D
There were two people sitting in a church sermon, one named Adam, the other was named Mary.

Mary often fell asleep during the sermon, so Adam would prick her with a pin to wake her up if she was asked a question.

After the sermon, it was time for their review, and the pastor started asking questions.

He asked Mary, "Who created the world?", Adam pricked her and she shouted, "GOOD LORD!"

She fell back asleep and when the pastor got back to her he asked, "Who was God's son?"

Adam Pricked her and she screamed, "SWEET JESUS!"

She fell back asleep and when the pastor got back to her he asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"

Adam pricked Mary again and she yelled, "ADAM, IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"

[Narkro555]

-funny snip 2-

Lol'd

[*Magick* Mage]

Its a shame so many people get worked up over religion and whatnot. It seems so many people are too stubborn to accept others may believe something different and let them be free to believe what so they wish. A shame people can't find similarities in their differences.

[The Russian]

I am Christian and I dislike idiots like this. They can't get it into their thick skulls that you can't convert someone by threatening them.

[Hugums]

Good G--
Good grief. This is why I hate religion and take no part of it.

Ontopic: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOL! LOVE OUR LORD... Or just ignore that kind of stuff, I'm religious but thats just bullstuff.

[dkamm65]

I am Christian and I dislike idiots like this. They can't get it into their thick skulls that you can't convert someone by threatening them.

Yeah!

Now believe in my religion or you will rot in hell for eternity!

[The Russian]

Yeah!

Now believe in my religion or you will rot in hell for eternity!

I just go on living and believing in my religion. If I get a chance to tell someone about I try to tell them but I don't threaten them.

[Chrono]

I just go on living and believing in my religion. If I get a chance to tell someone about I try to tell them but I don't threaten them.

I'd rather not be told.

[Wynd_Fox]

I don't tell anyone about my religion, unless asked, or in a religious thread.

[The Russian]

I mainly only tell when asked or if somehow a conversation about it starts but I don't randomly come up to people and start talking about my religion.

[*Magick* Mage]

I mainly only tell when asked or if somehow a conversation about it starts but I don't randomly come up to people and start talking about my religion.

If only more people did that, or were as accepting as you. <3

Yeah!

Now believe in my religion or you will rot in hell for eternity!

Ohmy. Luckily, I don't believe in hell 
(C wat I did ther? :3)

[Sarge]

I may be Christan but I see no point in that sort of reason. People like do not deserve to live.

[Sarge]

Woops. Leave out that last part.

[Choneis]

You can't prove, or falseify reglion. It far out of science.

You either believe it or not.

Personally. I'm Christian. But I don't hop around condemming people to hell for saying there is no God. It's what they believe. And I have no ability, (Or right), to preach in blockland.