-23 years old
-Obese, poor hygiene, par
-Depressed, paranoid, suicidal, narcissistic.
-Crippling social anxiety.
-Mind goes blank if anyone talks to me, can't think of anything to say, can't hold any conversation.
-Don't get jokes in time, nervously laugh before the punchline is even told.
-If I say anything I rehearse it endlessly beforehand and it comes out unnatural.
-Memory is bad.
-Extreme laziness and procrastination, apartment is trash heap infested with fruit flies.
-Angry and defensive around family.
-Cold and distant around coworkers and strangers.
-Giddy and handicapped around "friends."
-Friends make fun of me, are boring and annoying.
-Have never kissed, held hands with, or even had any meaningful conversation with a girl.
-Work is boring and terrifying, am now under pressure to apply for new job and can't handle it.
-Work with a parent who I have deep psychological hate and fear for.
-Pervert
-When it should be getting better, everything is getting worse.
lolol sucks to be that dude am I right?
-Get rid of the angst. That isn't doing anything for you. Never EVER cut yourself. It does nothing.
-Get your music player, and devote a day, or however long it takes, to clean up your apartment. It gives you room to think.
-Shave. It really, really helps.
Lets discuss your job.
What pay bracket is it? Sort-of, store clerk? Shop assistant? Secretary?
Oh and put your girl-worries away. love is a way to make children; you won't die without it, and the rest comes first.
