Stupid school assemblys?

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The only good assembly I ever had was when we had a scientist come in and put electricity in a pickle and it was glowing in the dark
and it was cool

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[oromis]

My school has pretty unique assemblies, like there was this one group that played junkyard instruments (drums as pots and pans, etc). Pep rallies suck ass though.

[Ciam86]

My school had Chinese acrobats, some jump rope guy that did a laser light show, and some weird ass cheerleaders.

[TomTheGeek]

My school had Chinese acrobats.

Same here, but far better. They were actual Chinese from Beijing.

They would say "Em-pay-tay magical box"

And my school also does this stuffty laser show with bad songs.

[Dr.Pain]

The only good thing about assemblies is sneaking your touch and browsing these forums and posting in topics about assemblies.

[TomTheGeek]

The only good thing about assemblies is sneaking your touch and browsing these forums and posting in topics about assemblies.

Or laughing with your classmates while chewing gum.

[Ciam86]

Same here, but far better. They were actual Chinese from Beijing.

They would say "Em-pay-tay magical box"

And my school also does this stuffty laser show with bad songs.

These forgeters were from china too I couldn't make out a word the microphone guy was saying. I wish they would've rolled out of a crate.

[Menen]

My school once had an assembly where a scientist who used to work in a tobacco company's research department told us about his amazing story.
He even showed us a monkey brain and a human brain.

OMG
That same guy came to my school! :O

[Bustos]

i always tried to sneak out during a pep fest and go home early.

school pride is so gay lol. i could never sit around and listen to the success stories of the football team.
its only pointless cigarettegy high school, none of it even matters. i rather be back in class.

Agree. I just drive home during pep assembly's. School spirit is just handicapped.

Dude school spirits the ish
Rapping Principals
Jesse White Tumblers
Battles
Music
Hot Females

What else do you want

[Jetlok]

once some dude at our school presented a freakin pyramid scheme

my school did this. 2 times this year.

[Kerog]

Hell, it's free time from class. I really don't listen to them I just usually talk to my friends at assemblies.

[ewire]

last Friday our school had some assembly to help st Jude hospital. all we did was watch people miss at free throws and spill drinks all over eachother. we didnt get out until 3:08