Stupid school assemblys?

[Frenchfrie]

Post your stupids school assemblys gatherings and programs here!

mine: In elementary school, one time they had this guy with monkey puppets.
One could not loving say bananapudding right.
he kept on saying dogs and animals are bad, so are drugs!
Then he sings songs about being yourself then gets girls to start to head bang.
Me and my friends would make crude comments about "the guy".

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[Madmitten]

once some dude at our school presented a freakin pyramid scheme

[Frenchfrie]

once some dude at our school presented a freakin pyramid scheme

Wow, soliciting from kids.

[Bisjac]

i always tried to sneak out during a pep fest and go home early.

school pride is so gay lol. i could never sit around and listen to the success stories of the football team.
its only pointless cigarettegy high school, none of it even matters. i rather be back in class.

[Frenchfrie]

Same here Bisjac.

[Hawkclaw]

school pride is so gay lol. i could never sit around and listen to the success stories of the football team.
its only pointless cigarettegy high school, none of it even matters. i rather be back in class.

This is so true.

[Madmitten]

we once had to sing a chant
the 5th graders had to best chant evar
while the 4th graders(us) had to have the teacher say it before us:
T:AND THIS SCHOOL!
4graders:and this school


like that.
it was embarrasing as heck.
because im not stupid

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

Most of our assemblies are fun.

[Frenchfrie]

Most of our assemblies are fun.

Like?

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

Like?

When we have an assembly its a big thing, the band plays, people dance, people sing. Its usually pretty fun.

[goobler402]

Most of our assemblies are fun.

My school once had an assembly where a scientist who used to work in a tobacco company's research department told us about his amazing story.
He even showed us a monkey brain and a human brain.

[yuki]

i always tried to sneak out during a pep fest and go home early.

school pride is so gay lol. i could never sit around and listen to the success stories of the football team.
its only pointless cigarettegy high school, none of it even matters. i rather be back in class.

Agree. I just drive home during pep assembly's. School spirit is just handicapped.

[Madmitten]

Agree. I just drive home during pep assembly's. School spirit is just handicapped.

when i get to highschool
and when i get a car
i gotta remember to drive home.

[Corbiere]

Telling UK kids in secondary school that China is better than them xD
Not clever

[OneWithFire]

Agree. I just drive home during pep assembly's. School spirit is just handicapped.

I always did this as a senior.


Every friday i would ask my teacher if i could "Go to the bathroom" before the pep rally.

The bell would ring, everyone would go out the door to the gym, and i would walk out right to the parking lot.