Absent minded things you have done

[Skip]

Generally my killstreaks in games are based on being absent minded. No, I am not concentrated on the game. I'm often zoned out thinking about other things.

That's how I usually get those 10+ killstreaks in Halo and crap.
I'm off thinkin' about playing some game that isn't old.

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[CoolKoopaTroopa]

My mom told me to wash my hands for dinner, and I went upstairs and started to brush my teeth.

[The Russian]

You need to elaborate now.

I was minding my own business when I feel like I have to piss. I was in the kitchen and I came up to the trash can and started pissing. Two seconds later I realized what I was doing and fortunately my parents didn't notice.

[SupremeCommander]

I was minding my own business when I feel like I have to piss. I was in the kitchen and I came up to the trash can and started pissing. Two seconds later I realized what I was doing and fortunately my parents didn't notice.

Fair enough, I guess.

[Skip]

I was minding my own business when I feel like I have to piss. I was in the kitchen and I came up to the trash can and started pissing. Two seconds later I realized what I was doing and fortunately my parents didn't notice.

wtf

[tay104]

Called one of my girl friends fat.  Yeah, she slapped me.

[Skip]

Called one of my girl friends fat.

You stupid?

...wait...

one of

You cheater.

[Ethan]

I was minding my own business when I feel like I have to piss. I was in the kitchen and I came up to the trash can and started pissing. Two seconds later I realized what I was doing and fortunately my parents didn't notice.

How'd you get rid of the piss before they found it on rubbish day?

My mom told me to wash my hands for dinner, and I went upstairs and started to brush my teeth.

Lol'd.

[Skip]

How'd you get rid of the piss before they found it on rubbish day?

Ah, New Zealand...

[Ethan]

Ah, New Zealand...

Do you have tubes over there that instantly take it from your can to the tip?

[tay104]

You stupid?

...wait...You cheater.

Haha, no, I'm talking about my female friend, and I was half asleep when I did it so the whole "Does this make me look fat" didn't register and I said "yeah..."

[Ethan]

Haha, no, I'm talking about my female friend, and I was half asleep when I did it so the whole "Does this make me look fat" didn't register and I said "yeah..."

And, if you say you're joking, they do this big drama "No you're not. Just tell the truth. That's it, I'm changing."

[Healbadbad]

I was doing my math homework and noticed that i didn't have to give a crap about being correct on mondays, so i started writing down bullstuff answers. for problem 24 i wrote down 13/5, and when i checked for number 25 in the back of my book (because odd-numbered problem's answers are there) and it said -13/5.

I also set my alarm to wake up for school one day, and started to get ready. when i was about to pack my backpack, i wondered why nobody else was awake. want to guess why?

[JD]

Heal, it was Saturday.

Once I walked away from my laptop with my headphones on. Nothing happened because I have a 9 meter cord :D

[Ethan]

I was doing my math homework and noticed that i didn't have to give a crap about being correct on mondays, so i started writing down bullstuff answers. for problem 24 i wrote down 13/5, and when i checked for number 25 in the back of my book (because odd-numbered problem's answers are there) and it said -13/5.

I also set my alarm to wake up for school one day, and started to get ready. when i was about to pack my backpack, i wondered why nobody else was awake. want to guess why?

You didn't set it so slept in and/or set it for like, midnight.