Author Topic: Blacked out last night.  (Read 2938 times)

I've never blacked out before, but I had a friend who got up one morning and went to take a piss, he passed out and nailed his head on the toilet.

one time i was trowing a football around with my dad and i backed right into a tree head first i didn't hear any thing and saw white for like 4 seconds

I got up one morning feeling weird in my belly :c. But then I had a sudden urge to puke, I ran into the bathroom and puked seven times this yellow liquid that tasted so disgusting and bitter. I then collapsed onto the floor from the blackout. My mom measured my temperature and it was a 106 fever. I was endangered by death if I was not cured soon.

 There.

 

i wish u died u stoopid n00b

Jks.

My friend once ran into my face with a shopping cart he was trying to jump while me laying infront of the ramp, luckily I earned 50$ because he failed, I was out for about 7 minutes before he woke me up, had a headache but was fine.



I died twice
Omg if yuo hadd 8 mor livs den u wiuld be a cat!!!!!!!!! Lolololol XD XD XD  :cookie: :cookieMonster: :panda: :cookieMonster: :iceCream: :cookie: :cookie: :cookieMonster: :cookie: :iceCream: :nes:

Omg if yuo hadd 8 mor livs den u wiuld be a cat!!!!!!!!! Lolololol XD XD XD  :cookie: :cookieMonster: :panda: :cookieMonster: :iceCream: :cookie: :cookie: :cookieMonster: :cookie: :iceCream: :nes:
Sarcasm font is a pretty good substitute for all that.

Sarcasm font is a pretty good substitute for all that.


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This one time I fainted in a hospital.

An air mattress?

Last I checked, those were filled with AIR.

You might as well been knocked out by a balloon.

Maybe argon?

I once nearly passed out whilst cleaning my teeth xD