Which celebrity would you want to cannibalize?

[SupremeCommander]

Jay Leno.

He is too big for you.

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

He is too big for you.

I'll cut him into pieces, starting with his gigantic chin.

[SupremeCommander]

I'll cut him into pieces, starting with his gigantic chin.

But that enough is plenty to feed all of Africa.

Mail him to Zimbabwe. Why... they'd pay you billions for him.

[CopBlock]

that one person, you know with the face

[ryu hayabusa]

That fat guy that owns Apple

[Tom Gunn]

Megan Fox

[SupremeCommander]

That fat guy that owns Apple

Steve Jobs is pretty thin. :V

[Tom Gunn]

Steve Jobs is pretty thin. :V

I think thats the joke.

[Corbiere]

Stephen Fry 20 years ago when he was fat and there was something worthwhile eating instead of most celebrities

[Dodger]

Pamela Anderson. Big milk nozzles :).

[Madmitten]

Will sasso

[Sarge]

Pamela Anderson. Big milk nozzles :).

Bags*

Milk nozzles would be the nipples. And big nipples are pretty gross. Aren't her tits fake, anyway?

[Skip]

Aren't her tits fake, anyway?

Seriously, look at them. They better be fake.

[Sarge]

Seriously, look at them. They better be fake.

They look fake to me.

Let me inspect them closer.

[RedSaturn]

I would cannibalize Jessica Alba's pusillanimous individual :D