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Off Topic / This cuck makes a video.

« on: November 28, 2017, 03:14:41 AM »

TRIGGER WARNING: If you have no remorse, watch to pick a fight, insta-dislike, trolling; probably not worth your time then. I'm up for an open convo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF3sHvfTq60&feature=youtu.be

A lot of this stuff stirring started with me. Since its been implied by others that I'm trolling, or that I'm a mouth-foaming moron, I wanted to show myself and just make a genuine, open-ended video. Quite a bit of it is rant, but that is part of the point. I didn't want to write a script, because I felt that it would be cheating you guys out of...me?


Update: 3 dislikes.

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Drama / Who is [i]secretly[/i] more GAY?? The answer, MIGHT SHOCK YOU!!!

« on: November 19, 2017, 10:27:10 PM »

Top 1 argument, Verification said "traps are gay".



User was banned for this post

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Off Topic / KING CUCK TONY, KING OF CUCKS

« on: November 17, 2017, 02:59:42 AM »

CAN'T. LOCK. THIS. ONEEE

tbf this probably should be in drama...

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Off Topic / As promised, here is my trash ass mixtape [NSFW, WARNING: REALLY TRASH AYYY]

« on: June 17, 2017, 10:40:02 AM »

https://www.dropbox.com/s/aj5micxoiufn927/Memestyle%20Mixtape%20FULL%20ASS.zip?dl=0

Enjoy, meme cunts

Topic Related: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=307834.msg9448055#msg9448055

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Suggestions & Requests / Auto-clear Checkpoints

« on: February 28, 2017, 07:26:28 PM »

Would be cool to have check-points that clear automatically when the minigame resets.


RESOLVED
Has anyone made a Bot Hole where it doesn't have a bot set in it until it is told (via events) to have spawned a bot?

I'm making a Bot Fighting thing, and my events have gotten so complex that some of them do not trigger when the minigame resets. One of the main things that is flooding the event Queue is the bots all resetting at the same time.

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Off Topic / mixtape drop [NSFW LYRICS AND stuffTY MUSIC PLS BE WARNED]

« on: February 23, 2017, 02:01:49 PM »

https://www.dropbox.com/s/145u440ey58ckrw/Freshest%20Boy%20MKII.mp3?dl=0

I have 6 other tracks like this, like help me die please...

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Help / My Loaded Saves have Different Events

« on: February 18, 2017, 10:41:46 AM »

So I've been working on a build that has a lot of events, and I save it frequently after I fix any issues that I notice.

For some reason when I restart Blockland and load up my server/build save, my save doesn't load the events as intended.
Some of the events are missing, and the "named brick" targets are different. I have "save wrench events" enabled when I save.

I have Blockland Glass enabled, would this do anything to it?

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General Discussion / Haven't Played, Whats Up?

« on: February 05, 2017, 08:23:32 PM »

I haven't played Blockland in I think almost two years maybe. What's been going on with the game? Any good Add-Ons come out? Popular Servers? Drama Ass-hats?

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Off Topic / Game of Thrones Parody

« on: June 10, 2015, 03:09:25 PM »

Awkward Stories : https://www.dropbox.com/s/mbmppjpdm97jbgl/Awkward%20Stories.mp4?dl=0
Enjoy.

Nobody loves my meme. ;c

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Help / Playing Offline

« on: May 27, 2015, 08:37:02 PM »

Whenever I try to start Blockland when I have no internet connection, it tells me that no URL is set within the game directory.

Plsno

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Modification Help / Looping a Sound that Follows the Player

« on: May 05, 2015, 03:15:44 AM »

I'm making a lightsaber. I've got the loop for the hum, but I'm trying to have it play from a function rather than "statesound[1]" so that the loop won't be overridden by "statesound[2]". So far it seems to play the sound when I want it to and the state sounds don't override it, but the sound remains in the same spot that it was played from. I'd like it to follow the player, what would be a good method of doing this?

Code: [Select]

function LightsaberBlueImage::onLoopStart(%this, %obj, %slot)
{
serverPlay3D(SaberLoopSound,%obj.getTransform());
}
Hopefully the solution was right under my nose the whole time.

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Off Topic / Girlfriend Needs Reality Check

« on: March 08, 2015, 04:47:34 AM »

Excuse my bad grammar, just got done with heated and possibly relationship ending argument.

Once upon a time, I decided to invite my girlfriend to play Blockland with me. I gave her a key and told her to pick whatever server fancied her interest. "I want something lovey!" she exclaimed, to which we found "BlazefiretheCat's (probably not the actual username but whatever) Furry love RP".

Upon entering the server, we found that there were two different character choices that you could role-play as: A character from Sonic the Hedgehog, or a character from Five Nights at Freddies -- I chose the latter, while my girlfriend chose the former. The host was role-playing as The Mangle, my girlfriend was Amy, and I was Freddy himself!

We all got set up to roleplay in a makeshift Freddy Fazbears Pizza whateveryoucallit, and I place myself on the stage. I start talking with Amy, and eventually I break into role-play song about friendship and a far away pizza island with soda pop waterfalls, while simultaneously having an inner monologue about how I was going to ravage The Mangle with my robotic bear rooster, so far no tears have been shed.

Eventually it gets to the point where the resturaunt closes, Amy is still inside listening to my singing, and BlazeFire is about to meet (her?) demise to a very horny animatronic bear. Once 12:00 am hits, I immediately run off the stage and begin typing up long strings of loveual content, about how Freddy was ramming his HARD METAL BEAR rooster down Mangle's throat hole, eventually spurting hot oil into the depths of the clown-faced animatronic -- SIMUTAINIOUSLY STILL SINGING THE SONG, ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND HOW MUCH I "LOVE MY FRIENDS"!

By this point over skype, I'm laughing my ass off. My girlfriend though, and I ask her, "What's up?" has remained completely silent since catastrophe struck. I ask her three more times if something is wrong, then the call gets dropped...

Long story short after that, apparently she was actually jealous of what she had just witnessed. I told her it was a joke, I tried explaining it in every way that I could. It's been almost a week now and she still can't get over it, even though it well and truly is in fact, a loving joke. For christ sake, I giggling the whole way through like a elementary school kid having just seen his first pair of IRL tits.


So what do you guys think? Problems or nah? Also, it may be worth mentioning that she is ten years OLDER than me....so 29 years old (we met last year).

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General Discussion / Deadzone's Commission Service (Recruiting a Scripter) [First Customer Yes!]

« on: October 01, 2014, 03:35:16 AM »

Ever need any help with a something, or a whatdoyoucallit? You could learn how to do these things yourself, though sometimes it helps to have an extra person who can work quickly. I can help with that!

E-mail me at: blockcomhelp@gmail.com, let me know the details of your project and how I will fit into it. I will not be able to accept payments yet, though we can still plan what you need/what I need to do. Refer to below on account of prices, the prices are not final: they will be adjusted depending on my involvement! You could also recruit me for a project outside of Blockland, if you think that I'd be relevant.

You do not have to credit me. You have full rights to all things I make for you. I will show progress with most things as I make them.

Prices will vary, the below is simply a quick reference/estimate.

CUSTOMERS
Thex0r - 11208

ADD-ONS [Payed After Work]
Make a Weapon Model (Will do basic scripting for free, limited animations, and CI/Icon) $4
Make an Armor Model (Will do basic scripting for free, no animations, and Icon) $4
Animate a Weapon (Minimum: three animations) $1 per animation [Reload, Fire, Equip, Etc]
Make Some Sounds: $2.50 (Mixed effects, pitch-mastered, EQ'd to your liking)
Edit/Balance/Finish your unfinished add-on: $2
Loop a bunch of songs: $1 per 10
Make ambience: $1.50 for 60 second loop of original content
Make a Playertype: $1 per simple pack of playertypes

INGAME [Payed After/Before]
Make Some Mod-Terrain Build: $2 per x9216 (64x8x8), price varies on complexity [You may design it yourself, or have me design it]
Build a Thing: $1(Per 64x plate size/x32 height), Talk with me further about small required details
Event a Thing: $2 minimum (price will depend on complexity, talk with me further about it)
Design a thing: $3 (For a level design, game concept, and some gimmick ideas, I will also think of a name for your project)
Help In-Server: $1.50 per Hour (I only count hours that I actually work, and not hours I spend jumping around the server)
Moderate a Server: Depends on server size/Activity
Promoting Your Server: $1 per week (Will post your server information at the top of my popular topics, as well as my ingame server)

FORUMS [Payed After/Before]
Logo/Title/Text Design: $1 (A simple logo/text design, I will also think of a name for your project)
Promotion: $1 per week (Will post your server information at the top of my popular topics, as well as my ingame server)
Clan Structuring: $1 (Simple Clan Logo, Clan Structure, Clan Rank Names, Clan Name, and other clan related things)

VIDEOS [Payed After/Before]
Edit a Video: Price may varry (I can add sound effects, music, edit scenes, and organize a video for you)
Do a Voiceover: $2.50 per Five Minutes of Vocals (I can do many silly voices, and I can sort of sing)
Suggest a Video Idea: $2 (Video Concept, some shot suggestions, a name)
Do Filming: $2 per twenty-minutes of actual recording [Minimum $1]

Sort of related to Blockland[Payments Varry]
I'll teach you how to play Shooters: $2 per hour, Sessions include lots of tricks, tips, training advice, lists, training, and theory on various strategic/tactical aspects of ANY FPS game.

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I'm willing to do any one of the things listed, as a commission. I've had over 3,000 hours of experience working in and with Blockland (it's sad I know), I'm able to do a lot of things except scripting, player type animation, and vehicle making.


Proof of Skill Step nicca
Add-Ons (Finished or not)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=248100.0 Duh, dueling weapons
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=242009.0 Lesser known Arcane Powers
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=267675.0 Somewhat lesser known Medieval Armor (Although it was mostly SkoopdaHoop, I exported/edited some of the armor)
80% of the western weapons that SPO used in their Western Roleplay (RIP) http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=245563.0

Projects/Builds (Unfinished due to being too large for myself to handle on my own)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=264866.0 Castle Corruption (My most recent project, lots of bots, lots of fighting)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=257204.0 Steel of Glory (a role-play with bad-ass story-line...that never happened. Nice build though.)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=244107.0 Warhammer 40k TeamDeathmatch (Made with SkoopdaHoop. Some nice new elements were in this one)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=242007.0 Instance, Deathmatch (My pet-project from 2013. Lots of love went into this one.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=262521.0 A Space Colony (really freaking huge)

Videos (Related to projects of course)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbciJJH2H34&list=UUIi8TJEaIWpUR_WrVuhYUhQ Instance Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdy_dBFQFc&list=UUIi8TJEaIWpUR_WrVuhYUhQ Instance Class Help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR4Hl4qEUng&list=UUIi8TJEaIWpUR_WrVuhYUhQ Artsy Castle Corruption Video (I recorded in low res for some reason)

Some Damage Table Balancing












Pics of builds and models

















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Modification Help / State Transition for Right-Click?

« on: September 05, 2014, 08:09:11 PM »

Code: [Select]

stateName[18]                    = "FireCPre";
stateSequence[18]                = "ReadyC";
stateTimeoutValue[18]            = 1.2;
stateTransitionOnTimeout[18]     = "FireDPre";
stateWaitForTimeout[18] = false;
stateTransitionOnTriggerUp[18]  = "FireCSwing"; <------------
stateScript[18]                  = "onCharged";
stateAllowImageChange[18]        = false;
Is it possible to have something like this, except it goes to the next stateName through right-click rather than left-click? What would be the name for it, and where can I find a full source (if any) of all possible State-Functions?

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Off Topic / Blockland Forums' Raps

« on: September 02, 2014, 04:16:54 AM »

Like the 'one word stories' but with lyrics.

Rules:
Each person will post a sentence.
Each of these sentences will add up to form a 'bar', one sentence per post.
The 'bar' ends when the rhyme scheme ends, or will be separated by 4-lines per bar.
You may change the rhyme scheme after at least two sentences have been linked together.
No spam words.
Spelling not needed, as long as the word is pronounceable.
Verses will end after four bars, and I will link them as a whole post after four verses.
'OOC' posts (non-playing) posted with parenthesis.

Example:

Person #1: Ey u no, I love da hoes

Person #2: bro, I kno; u love da hoes

Person #3: ey u no, I gotta go

Person #1: gotta go for dat weewee, bb

Person #4: aeeey all dat me pee

Person #5: This is really dumb (Seriously guys, stop this loving stuff)


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