BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

enable smartphone's voice option then insult it

also ask if the fbi agents want to play a game of chess

Your smartphone still ignores the insult. The battery is dead! You then ask the FBI Agents if they want to play chess, but they point guns at you and tell you to surrender.

FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:32 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

if there's a desk near you throw it at them and while they're stunned KO with nightstick

[tber123]

if there's a desk near you throw it at them and while they're stunned KO with nightstick

You throw a nearby desk at the FBI Agents, stunning two of them. The FBI responds.

FBI Agent equips a taser!
FBI Agent equips a shotgun loaded with beanbag rounds!
FBI Agent equips pepper spray!

FBI Agent armed with Taser
FBI Agent armed with Beanbag Shotgun
FBI Agent armed with Pepper Spray
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:32 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[The Resonte!]

bluff that if they don't leave you'll detonate a nuke right here right now

[tber123]

bluff that if they don't leave you'll detonate a nuke right here right now

Protagonist: "I'll do it! I'll forgetin do it if you don't back off! I still got one last nuke!"
FBI Agent 1 chickens out!
FBI Agent 2 is too young to die!
FBI Agent 3 is not deterred! He fires the Beanbag Shotgun at Protagonist, knocking him to the floor!

The last FBI Agent moves in with handcuffs.

FBI Agent armed with Beanbag Shotgun, handcuffs
Protagonist is Badly Wounded and knocked down.


(Click for full map)
12:32 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[The Resonte!]

call for good conscience

[Ragequit]

use nightstick

[Refticus]

vomit

[Swampivorous]

Look deep into your heart and summon the powers of Blockland.

[tber123]

call for good conscience

Your conscience urges you to surrender.

use nightstick

vomit

You whip out a nightstick and swing it at the FBI Agent. He blocks the nightstick with his shotgun, causing you to smack yourself and collapse vomiting. You are handcuffed and shoved into an FBI Van.

A few days pass and you are now standing trial. Again.

"The defendant is charged with 80 counts of Treason, 15 counts of Terrorism, 356 counts of Assault, 102 counts of Murder, 4 counts of Arson, 27 counts of Resisting Arrest, 1 count of Illegal Space Flight, 4 counts of Illegal Nuclear Launches, 402 counts of Disturbing the Peace, and 667 counts of being a filthy Capitalist scumbag."

A - Use court appointed Attorney Irma Failure.
B - Attempt to defend yourself against these charges again.
C - Plead guilty. You'll get a lighter sentence, right?
D - Pay $700 to hire Ace Attorney Johnathan "Eden" Adams!
E - Other Option: ______________________

Protagonist is Badly Wounded and knocked down.


(Click for full map)
9:00 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

[Zoltan]

pay 700$ to get ace attorney pheonix wright

[Ragequit]

fake a heart attack

[tber123]

pay 700$ to get ace attorney pheonix wright

fake a heart attack

The Ace Attorney puts up a show, stating that your charges were Annoying Orangeed up and that you were framed! The Jury and the Judge are moved to tears, and cry out for your freedom. You fake a heart attack.

NOT GUILTY!



9:30 AM. Where to?

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

[Ragequit]

go to traitor joe's

[XR-7]

Buy some guns and taser cartridges from Traitor Joe's