ask who and where are the rebels that he was selling guns to
"I sold them to some guys named Ameri-Qaeda who flew here from New York. I have to leave now, buddy. The Secret Police will be after me." Traitor Joe disguises himself as one of the Suits you defeated, hails a taxi, and speeds off to the border.
Sacrifice good conscience to the space gods of souls and get bad conscience back.
Sell Good Conscience as a love slave for lodsa emone.
You sell Good Conscience as a love slave to the Space Gods Of Souls in exchange for Evil Conscience and $500. He's not worth that much, you know?
go to a nearby employment agency
You find a nearby employment agency and try to get a job for once in your life. It fails horribly.
Establish a building right next to the Pawn Shop that specializes in pure american pride. And guns.
And research.
Establish a building right next to the Pawn Shop that specializes in pure american pride. And guns.
And research.
(Your map has been updated!)
You move in to an abandoned building across the street from the Pawn Shop and call it Patriotic Pride's Gunstore. You now have a empty store with no guns or research to sell.
yell "wolverines"
You yell out the International Patriotic Cry of Distress! No fellow Patriots are in range, but a lot of Communist Loyalists are around! An angry mob forms to beat Communism into your Patriotic mind!
(Its an Alternate Universe where Stalin has taken over America and has a cult of personality, what did you expect?)
Communist Sympathizer armed with Rock
KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Police Officer armed with Pepper Spray
Police Officer 2 armed with Taser
Police Officer 3 armed with Nightstick
Firefighter armed with Fire Axe
Fireman armed with M2 Flamethrower
Fireman armed with M2 Flamethrower
Firefighter armed with Fire Axe
Civilian armed with Pitchfork
Intellectual armed with Big Book Of Science
Patriotic Communist armed with Soviet Flag
Gunsmith armed with Lead Pipe
Russian Mobster armed with MP-433 Grach
Gopnik armed with Sawn-off Double Barrel
Loyalist armed with Soviet Flag
Musician armed with GUITAR
Biker armed with KEYTAR
9:50 AM
WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK
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$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 27% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)