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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 112320 times)

So they want to kill your friends? Unacceptable, shoot them all with the Baikal MP-133

It's a free ride to the homeless shelter, so wait until they arrive there.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 11:37:05 AM by Blockchip »

So they want to kill your friends? Unacceptable, shoot them all with the Baikal MP-133
It's a free ride to the homeless shelter, so wait until they arrive there.

The van arrives outside the homeless shelter and everyone gets into position. You, meanwhile, get in position to take out the Rednecks.

Protagonist shotguns The Driver in the face!
The Driver cries out for mother one last time. +5 Bloodlust
Redneck sprays the AK at Protagonist, providing suppressive fire! Protagonist takes cover behind the van!
Rube moves around to flank the protagonist!
Hick moves in for the kill!
Professional Shooter takes cover!
Bomber throws a molotov roostertail, but accidentally sets Hick on fire!


Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded, being suppressed, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (2 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
CONCUSSION GRENADE x1
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN
« Last Edit: July 08, 2015, 11:58:04 AM by tber123 »

Summon Satan via Pentagram

Summon Satan via Pentagram

A man with a suit, tie, and beard shows up. You ask Satan for help, but he decides to drag you down into hell instead.

GAME OVER
Dealing with the devil? Really?


Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are lightly wounded, being suppressed, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (2 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
CONCUSSION GRENADE x1
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN


How about Beelzebub?

You summon the Lord Of The Flies instead, and it calmly flies away to New Jersey.

Redneck continues suppressing the Protagonist!
Rube flanks around and shoots the Protagonist with a double barrel shotgun!
Bomber throws a molotov roostertail, setting you on fire!
Professional Shooter takes careful aim, potentially spelling your doom!
Hick runs around screaming as the flames eat into his flesh!


Redneck(SUPPRESSIVE FIRE) armed with AK
Rube(Going in for the kill!) armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel Shotgun
Hick(ON FIRE) armed with Disposable Pistol
Professional Shooter(Taking cover) armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357
Bomber armed with Molotov roostertail

YOU are badly wounded, being suppressed, on fire, and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (2 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
CONCUSSION GRENADE x1
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

stuff. How about Jesus?


taser rube and bomber, then dualwield knife and fireaxe

stuff. How about Jesus?

Too busy taking a hit from a bong right now.

GERNAID EM

Protagonist throws a concussion grenade!
Redneck's arm is blown off!
Rube loses a leg!
Bomber's molotov roostertail explodes in his hands, killing him!
+10 Bloodlust


then dualwield knife and fireaxe

Protagonist chops at Hick with a fire axe, hitting the head and splitting his skull!
Hick lets out one final scream. +2 Bloodlust

Professional Shooter rapidly fires off four shots from his revolver, hitting the leg four times!
Protagonist lunges at Professional Shooter with a knife!
Professional Shooter smacks Protagonist to the ground with the handle of his gun and takes aim!



Professional Shooter armed with Snub-Nosed Colt Python .357

YOU are majorly wounded, on fire, bleeding, and covered in blood! Your left leg is shot, which will hinder mobility!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (2 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

Eat a Maximum Tomato to regain all health then inhale the bullets to become bullet Kirby and whoop ass.


taze his ass

You whip out a taser and stun the guy. He collapses to the floor convulsing.

Eat a Maximum Tomato to regain all health then inhale the bullets to become bullet Kirby and whoop ass.

You eat a tomato, temporarily become kirby, and inhale the Professional Shooter , eating him and his bullets alive.

The Patriots of Venturon exit the homeless shelter to discover the dead rednecks outside their hideout. "What the hell happened here?"

"Saved your asses from a Redneck attack."

"Nice. I'll get some guys to clean up the bodies. Head inside."

You head inside and the leader of the Patriots Of Venturon informs you of a Communist Rally at City Hall. He asks you if you'd like to disrupt it.




YOU are healthy and covered in blood!


10:42 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (1 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN