The Deal [Hiatus]

[Just M2]

Get out of your vessel tase one of the policemen and pistolwhip the other with your used taser

Then proceed to drive with the cop car to your destination.

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[Cybertails1998]

scribble "the chopper guy can do whatever he wants. signed,  donald trunp" on a piece of paper and toss it to the cop

actually forget that do the suggestion below first

[Snaked_Snake]

Don't do any of the above, and say to him "Yar, I did not know I can't drive helicopters on land, forgive my friend, by the way, ye' shoes look nice.

[Legodude77]

scribble "the landboat guy can do whatever he wants. signed,  donald trunp" on a piece of paper and toss it to the cop

[tber123]

Don't do any of the above, and say to him "Yar, I did not know I can't drive helicopters on land, forgive my friend, by the way, ye' shoes look nice.

"Yar, I did not know I can't drive helicopters on land, forgive my friend, by the way, ye' shoes look nice." You reply. The cops respond that this is your last chance to come out with your hands up.

scribble "the chopper guy can do whatever he wants. signed,  donald trunp" on a piece of paper and toss it to the cop

"Oh. Alright then." The Cop says. You've successfully bluffed him!

You continue speeding along at 5 miles per hour when you notice a bunch of Ice Cream Trucks following you half an hour later.

Ice Cream Truck 1
Blonde Driver
Some Passenger

Ice Cream Truck 2
Fedora Driver
Some Passenger

Ice Cream Truck 3
Driver With Shades
Some Passenger

Ice Cream Truck 4
Driver in a Tuxedo
Some Passenger

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone BLOODSTAINED, DAMAGED Pin-Striped Suit+Tie W/ Bowler Hat, Black Pants (Fancy.) Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [lllll-----] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Refticus]

stuff, we gotta blast, blow air into the sail or find a electric fan

[Snaked_Snake]

But first, do first aid on yourself, cant wank if your wanking arm has been shot.

[Cybertails1998]

^ using the pin-striped suit.  afterwards retreat into chopper to swap the torn attire for the one with armor

edit: wait holy stuff.  upgrade the sail with that's left of the destroyed suit yo we gotta Blast

[NotBomberguy]

upgrade sail
speed off
if they are still following, stop and see who the hell they are

[tber123]

Sorry for the delay, internet died and a AT&T Tech had to fix it

But first, do first aid on yourself, cant wank if your wanking arm has been shot.

^ using the pin-striped suit.  afterwards retreat into chopper to swap the torn attire for the one with armor

edit: wait holy stuff.  upgrade the sail with that's left of the destroyed suit yo we gotta Blast

You use up half of your destroyed suit fixing the damage done by the bullets, and use the other half to upgrade the sail. You are now cruising at... 10 miles per hour. Yay?

if they are still following, see who the hell they are

Ice Cream Trucks 1-4 are still on your tail!
Blonde Driver Shouts: "YO MAN! TIME TO HAVE A TASTE OF OUR FINEST PRODUCT!"
Fedora Driver tips his fedora at you and reaches into his jacket.
Driver w/ Shades glares at you and lets a small smile creep onto his lips before he ducks down and reaches for something.
Truck #4 Passenger starts leaning out the window while reaching into his waist!
Truck #1 Passenger does the same!

stuff, we gotta blast, blow air into the sail or find a electric fan

You frantically blow air into the sail, moving the chopper at 12 miles per hour. As you continue blowing air into the sail, you notice an electronics store ahead with a electric fan prominently on display, along with a FlySwatter Anti-Aircraft Laser Pointer Model 2012!

Ice Cream Truck 1
Blonde Driver
Some Passenger armed with ????

Ice Cream Truck 2
Fedora Driver armed with ????
Some Passenger

Ice Cream Truck 3
Driver With Shades armed with ????
Some Passenger armed with ????

Ice Cream Truck 4
Driver in a Tuxedo
Some Passenger

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (MISSION CRITICAL ITEM) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie Fancy Suit w/ Concealed Armor (Stops most pistol/SMG rounds and shotgun pellets) EQUIPPED Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED Blood: [lllllll---] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: SHOT [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[NotBomberguy]

OH stuff
stop and see who the hell those stuffheads are
say
"I have a very special set of skills, and when I find you in your homes, I will build a house around you, with no doors or windows then burn it down, understand?"

[mattsos]

Ask for some ice cream

[tber123]

OH stuff
stop and see who the hell those stuffheads are
say
"I have a very special set of skills, and when I find you in your homes, I will build a house around you, with no doors or windows then burn it down, understand?"

"I have a very special set of skills! When I find your houses, I will build a house around it with no escape and burn it down! Don't mess with me!" You cry.

The Truck Drivers are not interested in your threats.
Truck 3 Passenger fires the Communist Special 7.62 at Protagonist, striking the torso five times and blowing his Fancy Suit into pieces!

Ask for some ice cream

"Waitwaitwait! I just want some ICE CREAM!"

Truck 1 Passenger sprays the 9mm Machine Pistol at Protagonist, striking the torso!
Protagonist's spleen is blasted!
Blonde Driver fires the Sawn-Off Rifle at Protagonist, striking the EYEBALLS!
Protagonist's left eye is shot out!
Fedora Driver fires the .45 Pistol at Protagonist, striking the torso!
Protagonist shouts a prayer.
Truck 2 Passenger unloads an Auto Shotgun into Protagonist, hitting the right arm four times BLOWING IT OFF!
Protagonist begins to weep silently.
Driver With Shades fires the .50 Penetrator Rifle at Protagonist, hitting the left leg BLOWING IT OFF!
Protagonist collapses to the floor and goes into convulsions.
Truck 4 Passenger(Not Sven Svenson) fires the Sven Svenson Templar Rifle at Protagonist, striking the Right Leg twice CRIPPLING IT!
Protagonist whispers "Why, Lord? Why?" and yells until the scream cracks dry.
Fedora Driver fires the .45 Pistol again, but MISTAKENLY strikes the package, destroying it's contents!

Now thats what I call getting Alex Murphy'd. All we need now is some douche named Bodricharder and some guys to turn you into Robocop.

EXTENDED GAME OVER INITIATED
Victory is impossible from this point on. Stick along for the ride!

Ice Cream Truck 1
Blonde Driver armed with Sawn-Off Rifle 7.62x54mm
Some Passenger armed with 9mm Machine Pistol

Ice Cream Truck 2
Fedora Driver armed with .45 Pistol
Some Passenger armed with Auto Shotgun

Ice Cream Truck 3
Driver With Shades armed with .50 Penetrator Rifle
Some Passenger armed with 7.62 Communist Special

Ice Cream Truck 4
Driver in a Tuxedo armed with Ventilator Rifle 5.56
Some Passenger(Not Sven Svenson) armed with Sven Svenson's Templar Rifle 5.56

WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)

ITEMS Mysterious Package (DESTROYED) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie RUINED Fancy Suit W/ Concealed Armor Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs

RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4 Overall Health: NEAR DEATH AND VERY forgetED Blood: [ll--------] Head: LEAD POSIONING, ONE EYE MISSING [l---------] Torso: SPLEEN BLASTED [l---------] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: TORN APART Left Leg: BLOWN APART Right Leg: CRIPPLED

[Refticus]

throw the helicopter at them while stuffting and pissing yourself.

[Nicepoint]

Make your final beg for demonic powers to Lucifer.