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Off Topic / Hoff 2.0

« on: May 15, 2011, 02:14:29 AM »

Features added in 2.0

. New, improved, Hoff!

. More content!

. Brand new thread!

. Random bug fixes!

. Never before seen Poll!







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgrOKlV9CNI

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Games / Modern Warfare 3 Announced/Megathread.

« on: May 14, 2011, 08:40:19 PM »

I'll add more megathread when some beefy information hits. :)

Basically, it seems that Modern Warefare 3 will be an entire globetrotting adventure, where the player will fight all over the entire world, in gigantic battles, where entire cities will be destroyed. The game is set to feature some new characters (looks like the series wont be dying) such as Sandman, and Frost. The game will begin with a suprise Russian assault on Manhattan, and will conclude with a final encounter in Dubai. Multiplayer in the game returns with a chunky list of playable maps as well as two types of Spec Ops modes: "Survival" and "Mission".

Kotaku has acually released just about everything there is to know about Modern Warefare 3, including the entire plot, who lives and dies, and some multiplayer too (including map names) I'll put some links in so you can see. (Beware of spoilers)

http://kotaku.com/5801226/the-modern-warfare-3-files-exclusive-first-details-on-the-biggest-game-of-2011 - Overview of Modern Warfare 3. (Spoiler Free)

http://kotaku.com/5801345/where-youll-go-how-youll-kill-and-who-will-die-in-modern-warfare-3
(METRIC stuff TONNE OF SPOILERS ^^^)

http://kotaku.com/5801353/modern-warfare-3-multiplayer-features-battles-in-brooklyn-clash-in-mogadishu/gallery/ -Multiplayer Feature.

Yup, that's about all the infomation out at the moment. Links!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_7_dYWMsL0 - America teaser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z_PR4Tg0fM&feature=relmfu - France teaser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG_JegQ2GhQ&feature=relmfu - England teaser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NqwnraL1Pw&feature=relmfu - German teaser.

Pics. ( Will add more as they emerge)

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Off Topic / Gif Help. (Mildly Explicit)

« on: April 26, 2011, 10:48:02 AM »

PM for the gif. Need help re-sizing.

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Off Topic / Western Australia.

« on: April 20, 2011, 07:58:51 PM »

Serioushy guys, Western Australia is ossum very very. Post ossum pictrus of it.

ATTENTION NEWcigaretteS:

Stop making threads about the state you live in and/or love. Lets work together to stop this fad now.

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Games / Cant get into steam?

« on: April 06, 2011, 04:04:15 AM »

Yeah, I enter my name and pass but it just greys out, as if logging in, and stays like that.

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Off Topic / Blocklandian354... The 10 year old Autistic boy.

« on: April 03, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »

I know this belongs in drama. I'm having trouble finding the e-mail that contains my Blockland_ID

Ok, it started in a thread discussing Band of Brothers, here are some pivotal quotes.

I'm sure some of you  know that show on HBO called Band of Brothers. I watch it because the military unit they are in is what unit my dad is .in.(he's a major in the army)Saving Private Ryan is also considered Band of Brothers

(OP)

Way to just stuff all over an excellent TV series. You should watch 'Banned of Brothers' you loving idiot.


 My response to this fail of a thread. I understand I was a little harsh on him.

Anyway, after the discussion continued like this ^ I decided to log off, right after sending him a message, hoping to guide him in future. And what do I recieve back?

I am the mother of the child who you sent this message to.  He is a ten year old Autistic boy, by the way.  I'm not sure why you would be so offended and bothered by the postings of a child this age...clearly you need some mental help.  I have come to this conclusion after reading several of your other posts.  I have also contacted the monitors of this forum and requested that mom son's account, as well as your account, be deactivated.  If you read the rules and regulations of this forum, vulgarity is a major no no.  Also, in your sentence, "Stop posting about you're made up war stories".  You have misused the word ""you're".  "You're" is a contraction meaning "you are".  The word you were looking for is "your", showing a possessive.  Since this a spelling word taught to children in early elementary grades, perhaps you should evaluate who the idiot is...you are a 10 year old Autistic child.  Please get some help with both your anger issues and your spelling.

Yup, he's 10... Or one pretty good troll.

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Off Topic / Morphsuits Megathread. Thread Success Update - Link Unlocked.

« on: March 20, 2011, 08:24:10 AM »

Lifes more fun in a morphsuit - Morpheus

Morphsuits are a full body lycra suits, which you can breathe, drink, and see through! This thread is designed for you to post you're Morphsuit shenanigans...

What? Haven't bought one yet? pusillanimous individual, you better click this link and buy one right now!

https://www.morphsuits.com.au/shoppingcart.asp?Check=True

Pics...





Heres one for all the ladies codcigarettes out there!





Dont worry, its a girl... You can keep fapping.







Well, 5 pages isn't bad for a Megathread, and it seems some of you acually purchased one :D

THREAD SUCCESS
 
LINK UNLOCKED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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Games / Steam, stop stealing my money!

« on: March 16, 2011, 05:28:30 AM »

Ok, over the last 24 hours, my credit card has been disabled, my bank has informed me that someone had attempted to withdraw over 20k from my account, and my steam account has been disabled. What do I do? My savings account is secure, (gotta wait for a new card ffs) but my steam account is disabled, for an unknown reason. What to do...

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Off Topic / SmonNo0b... An interesting person.

« on: March 15, 2011, 07:23:28 AM »

Hi guys, I know this might belong in Drama, but I figured it was a little too soft hearted.

Lets discuss SmonNo0b, probably one of the stupidest people I have had the pleasure of encountering on this forum. Sadly he's probably a troll, but lets remember the fun times we had with him for a moment.

His most intelligent posts.

Can anyone make it? I've been waiting for like 8 or 7 years of a magnum. Someone please make it.

I live my life by playing Dead Space 2 because Too much gore. Espacily those bodyless heads.

Aliens are ture ya know. Me and my dad saw sightings of it. Then my dad was like: Hey what the heck is that? Then I was like: Holy ****ing ****! UFO!! Then we reported it. Then me and my family was awear of Aliens.
 






P.S. My little brother went pyscho.

Stupider...

I want to die in dead space those things by stabing my head.
  you will have   cookies.

Yndaaa, Are ya teh one who made L4D2 guwns with Rykuta? Cuz I want the Mordern Warfaare 2 guns Yaw'll. If I can download now THen Ya deserve this yaw'll:
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This next post was a response I recieved from him after sending him a PM, regarding his behaviour. This had me in tears for a long time.

forget u too bitch! I cant script or make models and stuff now go to hell you loving basterd!

That is all.

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Off Topic / F_ck Sh_it Stack. Reggie Watts.

« on: February 13, 2011, 12:52:27 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

I dont think a lot needs to be said about this song :)

I think it's acually taking the piss out of todays rappers.

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Off Topic / Something's up with my starfish.

« on: January 08, 2011, 04:41:54 AM »

Seriously guys, I have a sore stomach, and I cant control my farts, they just happen suddenly, with no warning. Anyone know whats going on?

I've already stuff my boxers once, if that helps.

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Drama / Connected Poll

« on: December 31, 2010, 04:25:55 AM »

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Drama / Connected Poll.

« on: December 31, 2010, 04:24:19 AM »

I made a drama :D

If you need to catch up on the story, check out some of the other dramas.

THIS IS A POLL.

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Suggestions & Requests / WEAPON REQUEST: Team Fortress 2 Sniper's SMG.

« on: December 15, 2010, 12:41:45 AM »

Sniper's SMG side arm.

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Off Topic / GTA SA Trade.

« on: November 08, 2010, 09:40:50 PM »

Me being a filthy Australian, I cant buy GTA:SA from steam, however, I've heard it can be gifted. If someone would be able to gift it to me, I will re-pay you with a game of the same cost... I guess thats it then.