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What le pie did you just freaking waffle about me, you normal bish? I’ll have you know I’m le most random guy ever and I’ve been involved in numerous Memebase raids on 4chan, and I has over 300 confirmed cheezburgers. I am trained in epic randomness and I’m teh most awesomesauce smexiest PANDA!! in my entire middle school xD. You are nothing to me but just another spork. I will make you ROFL with teh 1337 randumness the likes of which has never been seen before on le Earth, mark my freaking wordz. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over le interwebz? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of epic ninjaz across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for teh storm, d00d. The storm that wipes out the GAY epic fail thing you call your lifez. You’re freaking dead, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pwnage, but I have access to the epic lolz of My Life Is Average and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of MURICA XD, you piece of crap. If only you could have known what uber fail your little “Ray William Johnson is gay” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have SHUDDUP! But you couldn’t, you didn’t know I was biloveual, and now you’re paying the price, you baka. I will throw PANCAKE MIX all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking zetta lame, bro. XD

Frankie settle down

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Games / Re: Five Nights at Freddy's - FNAF2 on Steam Greenlight!

« on: October 21, 2014, 08:36:27 PM »

Hm, what images should I put in the OP for FNAF2

I like air vent Chica, personally

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Forum Games / Re: Dungeon Endeavour - Don ye sword (voting is complete)

« on: October 17, 2014, 04:18:28 PM »

So this is what it looks like to see someone's thing die

has this what I've been doing to people all this time?

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Off Topic / Re: Does Off Topic Prefer Jelly or Preserves

« on: October 17, 2014, 04:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Frankie² on October 17, 2014, 03:59:24 PM

mr jelly best jelly

I'm flattered

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Games / Re: Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: WELCOME TO TF2SPOOKY

« on: October 16, 2014, 09:44:40 PM »

I can't play Sniper or Spy to save my life

I suck too much

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Off Topic / happy me birthday

« on: October 05, 2014, 10:39:18 AM »

it is the Jelly birthday

I am now of the 16 years

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Off Topic / Re: Kinsey Scale

« on: October 03, 2014, 07:00:30 PM »

Jelly is a friend

we'll continue our special report, "stuff everyone already knows", at 11

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Forum Games / Re: The Midnight Quartet

« on: October 03, 2014, 06:30:54 PM »

Quote from: the hacker on October 02, 2014, 08:49:56 PM

No really, look under the phone. I feel like there's something under it.

No, there is absolutely nothing under the phone. You find keeping things under there excessively foolhardy.

Quote from: Menen on October 03, 2014, 03:28:12 PM

Look on the other side of the note to see if there is a letter

There's no letter, but there is a summary of the phone call on the back.

The long and the short of it is that some broad's husband went missing. Last thing he said to her was that he was heading down to some bar.

Actually, it's the same bar that this napkin is from. Penta-Gin-and-Tonics, jazz-themed place. Tends to be full of the artsy musician types, but the scotch is cheap. You need to start keeping actual paper around here.