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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:27:38 PM »
if anyone actually thinks im joking.. im gonna do it
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:25:12 PM »Quote from: Possible Self Delete Note
February 4, 2015i had the best with my life, i got a 3ds, but now.. i got nothing, i just get hate.. thank you for ruining my life.
Dear World;
I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no, statistics tell me that only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a snake less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee wienied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and the stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker from which it trickles.
I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, pulling, begging, pleading and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal rooster.
But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "ATails, what would jesus do with a small snake?"
After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no savior, at least not for my snack sized love stub.
ATails
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:20:33 PM »K screw it I tried to help you but looks like you can't follow simple advice.ill try not coming on for 5 months ._.?
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:18:16 PM »yeah
i love getting hate and no present from my mother on my birthday! and having the worst day ever in 6th.
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:15:31 PM »
im having a nice birthday today arent i?
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:11:56 PM »
if i had a chat thing i would show you but noooo blockland HAD to loving crash
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General Discussion / Re: zapk did me a favor
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:06:35 PM »
thiis s like that time i was on shotgun tdm, someone told me to kill my self and send him pictures, then he said tribal and messed up things.
EDIT: he didnt actually know me.
EDIT: he didnt actually know me.
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Drama / Re: releasetheblocks2 forum handicap
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:56:04 PM »He's the new Furdle.who the forget is furdle (im serious, who the forget is furdle?
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General Discussion / Re: So i recently bought something
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:42:20 PM »Quote from: From Tezuni.com
You can donate through this site for in-game perks.
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General Discussion / So i recently bought something
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:41:26 PM »
so i bought member for tezunis... anyone wanna speedkarts? (Someone HAS to make a meme on this., i got the referense from ass-duff-moo-vee.) come play
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Off Topic / Re: Seriously, what the forget?* {BLF Communism}
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:34:12 PM »
lol..
Blockland propaganda dissemination bureaus.
Blockland propaganda dissemination bureaus.
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Off Topic / Re: Seriously, what the forget?* {BLF Communism}
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:27:50 PM »
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Off Topic / Re: Seriously, what the forget!
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:26:04 PM »How can a communist site be turned communist?communistception