You know it's just a chat room disguised as an AI right?
/nofun
No, you're just stupid. Anyway:
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Can I have a SANDWICH?
Cleverbot: Do you love Jesus?
User: Do you love Riddler?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Hey, did you know I'm the King of Weasels?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lolololololololol.
Cleverbot: How did you sleep?
User: NIQUIL.
Cleverbot: Do you know lisp?
User: Yeth.
Cleverbot: Yeti.
User: BWRRUUAAAAAAOOOORRGH.
Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?
User: Eurgh, no.
Cleverbot: Oh! You're a Dog.
User: No, you're a dog.
Cleverbot: You're the man now dog.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: Yes, me.
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: Oh god get away from me if you're gonna be like that.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: Oh god what is that bulge.
Cleverbot: You tell me how to spell penguin.
User: Is that a penguin in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
Cleverbot: I am just saying that to make you feel good.