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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Chat Madness

« on: January 31, 2010, 12:10:30 PM »

I figured it was dead. :p

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Off Topic / Omegle Chat Madness

« on: January 31, 2010, 11:44:50 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yuo sav me frou da vilag?
Stranger: where r ya from
You: ukranei
Stranger: ukraina?
You: ? i don hunderan yuo
You: my vilag unde atak
You: an i need wed
You: to escap
Stranger: its a russian?
You: uhm
You: uhm
You: vary close
You: nex to
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: language
Stranger: not country
You: we spea ukranien
Stranger: oooh, i see
Stranger: can you speack english?
Stranger: cuz i don't know ukranien.
You: vury wel
You: yuo se i type?
You: very god
You: we mrary
Stranger: uhm?
You: win yuo can escae me?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: i don't know what are you talking about
Stranger: sorry.
You: :(
You: i migh die
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: da vilag
You: alway unde atak
You: an
You: day kil peop
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: you mean war?
Stranger: or conflict?
You: de uh
You: figtin
Stranger: what fighting?
You: MORTALLL KOMBAT!
Stranger: uhm?
You: WAR-HUH GOOD GOD, Y'ALL
You: WHAT IS IT GOOD FO?
You: ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN
Stranger: is it a game?
You: We're not playing 20 questions, Bill.
You: Give me the money and I'll be going.
Stranger: okay, then bye
You: Unless you want a little bloodshead here.
Stranger: you really weird
You: SO IS MUH DIK
Stranger: now you speak english, fluently
You: I hav da handicapation
You: Yuo stil luv me?
You: :9
Stranger: uhm?
Stranger: what are you talking about.
You: Our lives together.
You: Duh.
Stranger: why i love you.
You: Because my lovey dik.
Stranger: this is ridiculous
Stranger: how old are you?
You: You are old enough to recieve?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I tel yuo, ukraen
Stranger: but, you reeallly weird
You: shti yuo dum?
Stranger: uhm?
Stranger: your english is really weird
You: i not spek it natral
You: i ler it a foo wek agoo
You: no mak fu o me
You: yu spe it god?
Stranger: well, i barely understand your english.
Stranger: cuz you spell it really weird way.
You: dman
You: da vilag on fier a gin
Stranger: well, you lieing
You: whu?
Stranger: im sure its the game you playing now
You: I JSUT LSOT EHT GMAE
Stranger: okay.well
Stranger: how old are you
You: 32
Stranger: heh
You: Ukranian years
Stranger: really?
You: is difren
You: frou regala yer
Stranger: well
Stranger: i see
You: yuo gon wed me or ye?
Stranger: yes
You: we ned weden
You: ya i lov
Stranger: hehe
You: we liv in suburbd i da americ
You: bu
You: i ned a money to escap vilag
You: the how say, tol both
Stranger: uhm.
You: the drak ski man
You: he kep da trafi
Stranger: what do you do
You: of peop
Stranger: whats your job
You: no hapen
You: o me?
Stranger: yep
You: i da vilag weaponsmith
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: well
You: i mak yuo sorde fro da weden
Stranger: no more joke
Stranger: man
Stranger: no more joke
You: hoo si joke?
Stranger: you
You: wah
You: i am Zlad
You: no joke
Stranger: zlad?
Stranger: your name?
You: ye name
You: is zlad
You: no joke
Stranger: and you are
Stranger: 32?
You: ukrae year
Stranger: so how old in regular year
You: 56 1/2
Stranger: hehe well
Stranger: quite old you are
Stranger: i guess you lieing
You: yuo
You: gib me da muny
Stranger: are you married man?
You: to pay da drak man
You: no yuo wil wed me
You: an we liv in subur
You: :'(
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you r too old
You: if I don leav son
You: they gon mak me pav da path wit stons
Stranger: well, i don't care
You: i stil luv yuo
Stranger: you can't
You: plaes giv da muny
Stranger: you r older than my father
You: i neda pay da tol both
You: so i cud pay da MOOORTALL KOMBAT
You: an hav da hapy
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i gotta go now
You: NO
You: FIRST
You: YOU HAVE TO
You: LIVE WITH A monday CUNT.
You: THEN
Stranger: but, i can't read your english.
You: YOU SLEEP WITH A DIRTY monday.
Stranger: its really confusing.
You: THAN, LOOK, YOU'VE PISSED YOURSELF!
You: YOU pusillanimous individual CLART
Stranger: well, i guess you r not from ukraina
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: i guess you from us.
You: You are slow.
You: Jesus H.
You: MOOOORRRTALLLLLL KOOOOMMMMBAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
You: The toll booth is actually a Mortal Kombat machine.
You: huh huh get it?
You: I'm scamming you to pay the arcade machine.
You: Funny rite
You: And a monday guards the arcade door.
You: and he beats me up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Try to top that one, kid.

And the pusillanimous individual clart and others come from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RONUVzHApk

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Off Topic / Re: What the forget is Wrong with me?

« on: July 31, 2009, 04:23:17 AM »

Call me a prick but, that's life, junior.

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Off Topic / Re: What the forget is Wrong with me?

« on: July 31, 2009, 04:00:05 AM »

There is this word that I can't remember....Oh yeah!   "cigarettemo" isn't that a strange word?

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Off Topic / Re: What the forget is Wrong with me?

« on: July 31, 2009, 03:44:58 AM »

Maybe, the local gangsters have found a way to spread large amounts of crack smoke into the air and it's making you exceptionally high.

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Off Topic / Re: Xbox live gamer tag thread

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:23:42 AM »

Mr Kibbles 09  :p 

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Off Topic / Re: A Nice Chat - The new Omegle

« on: July 02, 2009, 04:35:55 PM »

Yay, you cigaretteotes are done with it.
Now I can use it for serious business purposes. 

Business is the folder I keep my research in.

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Off Topic / Re: A Nice Chat - The new Omegle

« on: July 02, 2009, 03:20:44 AM »

Ricky: Hello, Jirue. I've been waiting for you.
Ricky: >:O
Stranger: i no jirue
Ricky: Blockland, kid?
Stranger: yus
Ricky: in-game name is?
Stranger: why do you wanna know
Stranger: stalker
Ricky: Because you are Jirue!! >:O!!!!!!
Ricky: Or Miga,
Ricky: Or Drak,
Stranger: nou
Ricky: Or some other internet savvy person.
Stranger: i should post this
Ricky: Yeh
Ricky: Guise,
Ricky: I'm Mr. Kibbles 09
Ricky: Yeh?
Stranger: nou

Haha friend. NOW IMMA RAPE YOUR CHURCHES AND BURN YOUR WOMEN.

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Off Topic / Re: you all realize now that Billy Mays is dead we're all stuck with...

« on: June 30, 2009, 12:29:31 AM »

leave now.

Who are you?

But, seriously. Billy pwned Vince in like every way.

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Off Topic / Re: you all realize now that Billy Mays is dead we're all stuck with...

« on: June 29, 2009, 09:37:44 PM »

I HATE that cigaretteort. >_>

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

« on: June 29, 2009, 09:36:06 PM »

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: How long is your chode?
Stranger: what's a chode?
You: :p snake
Stranger: haha
Stranger: twat
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: wut?!?
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: wut?!?
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: chodee?!
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi.
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: good for you
Stranger: but
Stranger: I got a biger problem
Stranger: much biger
You: I also have a tiny twat.
Stranger: See im gona end my life
You: Don't do dat stuff, brother.
Stranger: But i need to find a way how to do it
You: why you do dat stuff, brother?
Stranger: See my life is miserable and i dont want to continue with this stuff
You: :( You need sum of Ricky's lovin' to brighten your days.
Stranger: Whos ricky? You?
You: Yes, I am Ricky. I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: brother, gay love wont make me feel any better. I need to get it ower with soon
You: :(
You: Go buy an Xbox 360. It will make you happy.
Stranger: Got one
You: Not in the reach-around sense.
Stranger: elite
You: Pwn me too bro.
You: 120 gb almost out :(
You: But, back to your problem.
Stranger: Yeah
You: Err....
Stranger: I tryed some things...
You: I hear drinking bleach does the job.
Stranger: but they all kinda slow and all
Stranger: ahh i just want to get it ower with fast and not be bawwing for some minutes
You: Hrm...
You: I could affixiate you with my chode.
Stranger: No homo.
You: :-:
You: ;_;
Stranger: Realy
You: Maybe Ricky's twat could help you.
Stranger: I need to find a way fast
Stranger: a dead body is right next to me
You: ;o
You: Lolwat
Stranger: i need myself cold wen the cops arive
You: Whos dead?
Stranger: I dont want to tell!
You: :P
You: You Miga or Digmaster?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I dont understand you
You: Don't worry about it.
Stranger: stuff stuff stuff i can hear the sirens!
You: :OOOOO
Stranger: forget!
You: QUICK
Stranger: forget forget forget!
You: PUT YOUR CHODE IN YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I DO??!?!
You: HOLY stuff
You: WHER U LIVE
You: IMMA GUN THEM DOWN
Stranger: ohh forgetin crap im gona get the knife
You: k
You: Start with the chode then sliwly move up.
Stranger: Back
Stranger: Il just do the neck
Stranger: okay here it goes!
You: K.
Stranger: your the last person I am talking to
Stranger: ever
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: .
You: Hrm....I wonder how long it takes to bleed out :P
You: Keep typing stuff till ya die for my research pls.
Stranger: First cut husrts badly
Stranger: I dont think i can do it
Stranger: D:
You: Well, is it quite clear that you killed the person?
Stranger: ohh forget ther right outside
You: k
Stranger: he HAS BEEN THERE ON THE SOFA FOR 5 HOURS
You: Eww.
Stranger: OH MAH LAWD
You: It must stink like stuff.
Stranger: TEHYR IN THE HOUSE
Stranger: OMFsegrdthyju
You: Erm..
You: Say you were about to call 911.
You: You just found him.
You: So, I'll see you on the news, eh?
You: What state so I cud google later?
You: Ohay, policeman.
Stranger: Sir we will require your full name and addres and the date of birth.
You: I am not a sir.
You: I am a megatransmission.
You: with a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: Sir do not play games with us. This s a serious issue.
Stranger: Also, Sir.
Stranger: We will need your e-mails.
You: you want my chode?
Stranger: We will send you billion moneys
You: I get more than that from showing my chode on stage.
Stranger: And a picture of your manboobs with a note next to them that has the date of today written on it
You: Nou
Stranger: Yau
You: NO U
Stranger: YES U
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: Billion million moneys?
You: And no manboobs on the premises.
You: I have woman bobs
Stranger: even better
You: :3
You: Want my chode ot be in the picture, too?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Please
You: Alright...
You: damn.
You: My camera's out of batteries.
Stranger: NOOooooo
You: Inorite?
You: How inconvienient :(
Stranger: But
Stranger: ann it will not work
Stranger: D:<
Stranger: You make policeman unhappys
You: Baww.
You: You are Miga is not nice guy.
Stranger: I am not a so called Miga
You: Steven?
Stranger: Yeah you got me
You: Pwnage.
You: How long is your chode, Mr. Policeman?
Stranger: acording to the last mesurment
Stranger: its 15.2 Centimeters
You: centimeters ;o
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: Hmm lemme think
Stranger: 15.2 centimeters is around...
You: :3
Stranger: 5 inches?
Stranger: you got meee ! D:
You: My name is chode, I have a 14 inch Ricky.
Stranger: In soviet russia chode has ricky
You: 8====(,,,)===========================================D~~~~~~~~~~~O:
You: Ricky^
You: Ah god, it's so fun to troll in here XD
Stranger: True true
Stranger: Is hard tho
Stranger: cause like... You got to come up with storys and stuff
You: :( Ino man
Stranger: or be like... Hay my name is chode i haz ricky
You: ^_^
You: Sometimes I begin by saying
You: CALL THE POLICE!
You: HE'S STRANGLING ME
Stranger: hmm i remember wne
Stranger: wen
Stranger: i tryed "Hello, Im searching for a lady who would anonymously show her brests to me"
You: Lol
You: Any luck with that?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: :/
You: :(
Stranger: Also
Stranger: [Omege automated message: Omegle is forced to inform you that the stranger you are talking has been found quilty of loveual harasment in the bast 2 years]
You: XD
Stranger: And then its like "haaay... How old are you?"
You: "This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities..."
Stranger: Woah
You: But, that leaves you high and dry with the ":X I swear to jesus, they're on their way.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how you do the text under it?
You: lolwat
Stranger: "This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities..."
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: :OOO
You: Omfg
You: I didn't know it said that.
Stranger: theres a?
Stranger: realy I dont see that mine did it <_<
Stranger: "This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities..."
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: <_<
You: :(
You: Heh, I'm posting the beginning of this.
Stranger: on where <_<?
You: www.blockland.us/smf
You: Somewhere in the off topic there's a Omegle thread.
Stranger: didnt know about a place like that but I got my own place where to post omegle shat
You: What that be?
Stranger: be
Stranger: /b/
You: Olawd
You: XD
Stranger: iknowrite?
You: loel
You: I might have to put the whole thing now :P
Stranger: D:<
You: >:(
Stranger: I need your e-mails and addresses kktnx?
You: Erm.
You: Not email. :P
You: Just made new one due to spamhammering.
You: And I hope you don't mean my home adress cus I'd be all like. -_-
Stranger: I do, I do.
You: Baww.
You: -_-
Stranger: So i can trow prick into window and all that fun stuff
You: But...
You: My name is Ricky, I have a 14 inch chode.
Stranger: That doesnt stop me
Stranger: Well i could write a name on the prick and draw a little face on it
You: You got a Steam or somethin?
Stranger: sure
You: I gotta cut this short :v
You: Username br0.
Stranger: I will require yours
Stranger: I will not gief out mine in a place like this <_<
You: Hold on, gotta start it up
You: 0_0 the people be watchin?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: fbi and stuff
You: Odamn
You: I said some bad things in here.
You: but uh..
You: deputy_johnsonmayer
You: PLEASE DON'T HACK ME FBI GUYS
You: Loel name
Stranger: it says the message every time you type FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: ?
You: omg.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: IBF
You: :(
Stranger: Bro Butler... Sounds interesting
You: Yep
You: K, postin that stuff up. Cya bro.
Stranger: Cya
You have disconnected.

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

« on: June 29, 2009, 08:38:55 PM »

Stranger: hello!
You: Howdy
Stranger: how are you this evening?
You: quite good, thank you.
You: asl?
Stranger: 25 bi f usa
Stranger: you?
You: 48 m taiwan
You: Would you mind returning my hedge clippers?
Stranger: not at all.
Stranger: you can have them right back
You: Good. I was going to kill you if you did not.
You: But you did, so.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

« on: June 29, 2009, 06:33:49 AM »

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl? if your comfortable with it
You: Yeah, sure :D
You: 19 f cali
Stranger: 19/m/az
Stranger: how's it goin?
You: Perfectly good, and you?
Stranger: not too shabby actually, lol
You: You miga?
Stranger: miga?
You: nevermind it :P
Stranger: lol, k
Stranger: so, anythign interesting going on lately?
You: Eh....
You: I grew a richard yesterday.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Off Topic / Re: My aunt died today.

« on: February 25, 2009, 03:31:42 AM »

My great grandmother died when I was like 6.  She lived from the 1800s to 2002.

I suppose she was 150-200 when she died? 0_0

Also, Miga, that REALLY sucks. Enjoy your days off of school. (had to put something positive thar)

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Off Topic / Re: Make a statement about the next poster.

« on: February 25, 2009, 03:11:02 AM »

 I know, It's Mr. Kibbles 09

Next poster has their thumb up their ass. >:(