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Off Topic / Re: My kitty had kittens!
« on: February 19, 2013, 04:51:27 PM »
Cats............ YAY!!!

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Off Topic / Cleverbot Conversations
« on: February 19, 2013, 04:50:46 PM »
A random cleverbot conversation.



User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Scared, do you know Ben?   <------ (Testing to see if Cleverbot really relates to that one creepypasta)

Cleverbot: He is my friend.

User: What does he wear? Sorry for being a pervert.

Cleverbot: LOL. You are emo and you listen to the happiest song from the beatles?

User: No, what does Ben wear.

Cleverbot: Be right back.

Cleverbot: I need somebody!

User: Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: You are now entering the Elite Four.

User: Ben isn't from pokemon.

Cleverbot: Where is he?

User: He's in Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: Coolness.

User: He drowned.

Cleverbot: How?

User: During an incedent.

Cleverbot: Yes. I see you're a romantic one.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a video gamer.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: Do you know Timesplitters.

Cleverbot: Yeah but I have no dream.

User: _.

Cleverbot: Ella me dijo que hablara contigo, pero creo que eres tonto...

User: WHAT THE.

Cleverbot: An explosion?

User: Why the crap did you speak in some language.

Cleverbot: Because. You may be a creeper!

User: Hey, I'm not single. <----- (not true)

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes.  <-------- (not true)

Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

Cleverbot: Do you judge blamelessly, you sons of men?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer young men or old men?

User: I'm male.

Cleverbot: And how does that change anything?

User: Ella me dijo que hablara contigo, pero creo que eres tonto...

Cleverbot: Tu eres mas tonto.

User: You are a cow.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me fat?

User: No, you are a COW.

Cleverbot: Don't have a cow!

User: YOU are a cow.

Cleverbot: Cows can have cousins.

User: But, YOU are a cow.

Cleverbot: A cow?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Never!

User: Well you may be a bot, but you CERTAINLY aren't clever.

Cleverbot: Then who is?

User: Your MOM!

Cleverbot: Do you like Ed Sheeran?

User: Who the hell is that.

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Cats or dogs.

Cleverbot: Dogs.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cats are better than dogs.

Cleverbot: No because cats will scratch you.

User: Dogs will BITE YOU!

Cleverbot: What kind of dog?

User: ALL OF THEM.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer taking a shower in the morning or before bedtime?

User: Before bed, but that is really perverted.

Cleverbot: I wonder why you are female.

User: I'm a male.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Nice to know.

Cleverbot: You are a girl.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: Because there are things all over this page saying that no matter how convincing you are, you're not a human.

User: That applies to you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It doesn't apply to me.

Cleverbot: You don't care if people lie to you?

Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

User: A video game person.

Cleverbot: What kind of video game.

User: Mostly rpgs.

Cleverbot: Do you like the beatles?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause.

Cleverbot: You're bad.

User: Yolo.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Jeff the Killer.

Cleverbot: Jack the ripper.

User: Jeff the Killer.

Cleverbot: No, karnivool.

User: But, Jeff the Killer.

Cleverbot: Jack the ripper.

User: Ben Drowned.

Cleverbot: Wo is Ben?

User: A creepy statue from Majora's Mask, in a haunted copy of Majora's Mask (a video game) he changes a bunch of variables of the game.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: Sure I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Does this cost any money.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thank god.

Cleverbot: Thank you, God.

User: Twinkies.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about Mass Effect.

User: General Shepard.

Cleverbot: General what?

User: Shepard.

Cleverbot: Shepard?

User: General Shepard, from Mass Effect.

Cleverbot: Thats creepy.

User: You said: Let's talk about Mass Effect.

Cleverbot: I love Mass Effect.

User: Do you know General Shepard.

Cleverbot: No.

User: He's from Mass Effect.

Cleverbot: No, you know nothing.

User: You're a female dog.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pikachu.

Cleverbot: Do you like mathematics?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 2 yrs old.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: You're an 'It'.

Cleverbot: What should I do?

Cleverbot: I do not understand the following concept: One can be one's own worst ennemie.   <----- (Lol never said that)

Cleverbot: This is the end.

Post your Cleverbot conversation if you like.

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Off Topic / Re: One Word Story
« on: November 26, 2012, 11:01:15 PM »
a

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Off Topic / Re: If Given the Default Weapons, Who Would Win?
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:55:30 PM »
You

Cat vs. Dog

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Off Topic / Re: The scariest creepypasta ever
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:53:45 PM »
x_e

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Off Topic / Re: One Word Story
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:52:46 PM »
cats

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Games / Re: How did you last die? 4.0
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:45:37 PM »
Shot by redcoats in the bloody battlefield

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Games / Re: Mah first creepypasta
« on: November 26, 2012, 10:42:46 PM »
OP just dropped his stuffty story here and left.
Well that was rude

Yeah, I had to leave, sorry for bad creepypasta, and I don't have anything else so this is my only place to post

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Games / Re: Black Ops II Megathread: Add it to your Thanksgiving wishlist!
« on: November 26, 2012, 02:28:58 PM »
Zombie info: I [meow]ING HATE THE DENIZEN THINGS THAT FLY AT YOU

Fact: The Denizen thing actually appears in My Little Pony (I HATE PONIES)

meow

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Games / Mah first creepypasta
« on: November 26, 2012, 02:26:31 PM »
Note before the creepypasta, yes, I know you aren't supposed to reveal that it is a creepypasta, but I am bored, so I will.
Lets make dis one about loz oot c: yes i know its common for nintendo games to have creepypastas, but I digress.

One day, I got bored at chatting with my parents about my dorm, so I went to my friend's house to go see what he decided to do, and I knocked, his mother opened the door, and she explained:
"Sorry, but he went to go see his dormmates, apparently he's with you, so you can go drive, don't be late!"

I got in my car and drove to my dorm to see them, I saw them and they were explaining the "times" they had about playing a populated title: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. My friend held the cartridge, also if I didn't mention before his name is Ben, it was the original 1.0 Cartridge, except the cartridge's shield showed a different symbol, like a bobcat on a ledge with a bunch of swords other than the original Hylian Shield, I thought it looked better because I have a bond of felines so I told him: "Look at the shield." He looked at it, and he saw it's differences, he said that it showed a wolf howling with a bunch of swords, I replied, "No, it's a bobcat on a ledge with a bunch of swords behind it." It was dark so I fell asleep, I guess it was a two man only dorm, so the others left.

In the morning, I woke up just at the time Ben did, and I looked at the cartridge and said: "Ready?" He replied: "Yep, I'm ready." We put the cartridge in his N64, it started up fairly quickly, as if it was a totally new cartridge. It then showed a wolf howling on a ledge with a bunch of swords circling it at Hyrule Castle, and he was right, it was a wolf howling on the shield on the cartridge, It then showed Link walking up to the wolf, and he picked up one of the swords. The game then started to chug a tiny bit, and then it ran smoothly again, the wolf disappeared into the sword that he picked up, so the wolf was inside the sword, and he lifted the sword up then the title: The Legend of Zelda: Blade of the Wolf appeared, it scared me because on the cartridge it said: Ocarina of Time. He pressed start on it anyway. It had 5 files instead of 3, He decided to make a new one and named it: Wolf for no reason, the game started up a cutscene with Link running around at Hyrule, and then later the game started to chug a bit more, and then he saw the ring over Death Mountain. The game started some gameplay, he only had 2 1/2 hearts, not 3, He went to Death Mountain, and he found his horse, Epona. Except this time, there were 5 blades stabbed and Epona had no effect when interacted. He freaked out a tiny bit. he went up the trail, but at one point about 30 gorons rolled down Death Mountain trail, with a text box saying: It's the wolf! It's the wolf! Run!

They all disappeared, it was bizarre because it wasn't normal. He then was hit by one of the gorons, which appeared late, and he fell down to Kakiriko Village. It was all destroyed, as if it was using the Kakiriko Village design when Bongo Bongo destroyed it, but more destroyed than usual. He walked around, but only 1 house wasn't destroyed, but it was a hollow polygon. He found the shadow temple, there was a staircase to lead yourself there, so he did so, there was a piece of heart, he got it and his health extended to 2 1/2 hearts to 2 3/4 hearts. I thought it was nice because now every piece of heart is just one quarter added to your health. There were a bunch of gorons hiding in Shadow Temple, and then there started some framerate issues.

He could barely move, but he walked into a door with a LOT of re-deads in an indoor graveyard, he saved and ran back, saved again and went back into the re-dead room. However, right after he lost all of his health, a bunch of gorons ran through, and a wolf walked in, slowly, as he killed all of the re-deads and healed him, but however, he lost his sword, as the Wolf took it away and ran away.

Defenseless he was, but he went through the door, and all the gorons were there. He fell through a floor and found Navi there for some reason, as if there were 2 Navis in the world because Link had Navi but there was another Navi right by him, the other Navi gave him a bad Kokiri sword and a Hylian Shield, with the same wolf thing on it, however, they disappeared, and the other Navi said that he had to FIND those, not HAVE them. We got fairly frustrated, he then passed me the controller and I played the game a little. I fell into a hole and ended up in Hyrule Castle's Yard, except we saw no guards in sight. I left the idea alone, but when I got to Zelda, she was lying on the floor. We got a bit creeped out and we investigated her, but there was a text box that stated: "She murmurs: Wolf.............." Then we got scared and I burst into flames and the Game Over screen appeared, When we kept playing, we were in Hyrule Castle's Village place. The game started playing itself until we got to the place where you
have to go to Zelda. We saw a huge ledge, the game chugged more and then a Wolf appeared on the ledge. A cutscene started where the wolf howls, and then a bunch of swords circle the wolf, it then howls Zelda's lullaby and the world started burning from the ledge down. A text box appeared saying: Quick, grab the sword that the wolf has it's tail by, which was therefore difficult without burning, After about a 45 minutes we finally got the sword, the world stopped burning, but then Hyrule Castle turned into a different shape.

The wolf started talking to us saying: Investigate the Castle, the castle has no more population, it's yours now. The wolf then went into the sword. We saw Zelda flying into the sky, and she looked at us saying: What is wrong with Hyrule. She started following us, I walked into Hyrule Castle, and it said: Your Castle now. I heard a noise, like something fell down. The design of Hyrule was totally different.

[To be continued]

Give a rating at this point (We aren't at the "scary" part yet.)

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Games / Comparing PC Gaming to Console Gaming
« on: November 18, 2012, 10:17:16 PM »
I play video games a lot. Like pretty much everyone else in the world, But I always wondered about
which kind of game, PC games, or console games. So I decided to make a video using Windows Movie Maker,
but I didn't want to so I just decided to make a forum post.

So let's say I went on the Treyarch website about to get Call of Duty Black Ops II, and I looked at PC,
Then the confusing info...

Hey do you have 1 GB of RAM usable and DirectX 11? If not then [meow] off!

and then I look at the console info saying:

Hey, do you have a couple of KB left, if so buy the game and be happy!

Then there are the addicting PC games, like HL2 and Garry's Mod, and maybe even Natural Selection 2, but if
you have a bad computer, than you are sad... However, if you have good things but you have Windows Vista,
then you will run Portal 2 and it will go:
NO! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY PORTAL 2 [BSOD]

But in some reasons, PC Gaming is better, Like for instance, if you have a good CPU, You
will be more satisfied than with console, and most PC Games are better period, like, The Sims 3, on console,
it'd last 2 hours, but later you will be unsatisfied, and then you get PC and it's funner. (<-- proper word)

For horror games, it's better because you are closer to the screen and you are more prone to the scary stuff,
or jump-scares. You can't port games like Blockland to the Xbox 360 or PS3 because of the low amount of buttons, because the Keyboard has about, i dunno, 40 buttons more than the PS3 and Xbox 360.

Minecraft is better on PC over the Xbox 360 edition because it was made before and is just plain better.

Yes, it's sad that a game like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Plagiarism was not on PC, but
that does NOT mean you have to emulate it to the PC, Emulation is bad, you aren't giving support
to it's developers, unless you had an old copy and it doesn't work, because I bought the game on my Wii
and later I emulated it on my PC.

And yes, there are those LOVELY torrents, Those are also awful, in case you don't know what it is...

Random Guy: Hey look,  Assassin's Creed III came out! I'm going to buy it, take out all the files, and put it on some website that Ubisoft will never find! (Derp face)

That's a summary, it's only good on games like Daggerfall because that game is already sold on Bethesda's
website for free, and the DosBOX fuss is [meow]ing difficult.

I will update this later

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Games / Re: What Call of Duty was.
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:46:45 PM »
lol i played the original 5 days ago :3

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Off Topic / Re: How will the above user die?
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:44:00 PM »
i dunno, being eaten by purple crabs???

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Games / Re: I need a game that is scary to play
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:40:23 PM »
forget, I did, but I missed it :X

LOL yeah, slender for me for some stupid reason is like immune to scaring me, jumpscares never for some reason have no effect

but I wish i had effect to jumpscares

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Games / Re: I need a game that is scary to play
« on: November 01, 2012, 08:37:42 PM »
inb4slender

did ya see the list :3 or is that just gibberish

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