How will the above user die?

[Dexxtter]

Death by birthday cake.

[Ad Bot]

[beachbum111111]

Death by hat

[morningstar]

Mauled by a grizzly bear. 

[Toney]

no air

[(Fallen)]

Self Delete by stab

[Freek]

Falling

HAHA GET IT

[hodototman]

death

by

cartoon happy doge c;

Falling

HAHA GET IT

you don't EXIST

[BanishedLetters]

i will rape you

[Narkro555]

Fire.

[Altair3140]

i dunno, being eaten by purple crabs???

[hodototman]

Fire.

death by angry guitar player

[WyWy5000]

by me.

[Narkro555]

Shot down.

[Tetris]

Beaten to death by tuna

[Mardalf]

stabbed by 59 templars