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Off Topic / Re: While on the toilet, what do you do?

« on: October 16, 2011, 02:56:54 PM »

Must be some evil stuff.
Did your stuff fly out of the toilet and try to kill you yesterday?

No. I run out of the loving room screaming. The next person flushes it.

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Off Topic / Re: The weirdest/most akward thing happened me today

« on: October 16, 2011, 02:53:21 PM »

One time I had to run some blocks and a car was following me. The man yelled my name and I knew it was my dad. I yelled out dad and when he showed me his face... It wasn't my dad

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Off Topic / Re: While on the toilet, what do you do?

« on: October 16, 2011, 02:49:47 PM »

What do you do WHILE you're stuffting?

Squeeze my stomach, groan, and pray that I make it out alive.

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Off Topic / Re: While on the toilet, what do you do?

« on: October 16, 2011, 02:19:31 PM »

Wtf what do you think toelets are for? I stuff all the crap out

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Off Topic / Re: I'm seeing hot women everywhere

« on: October 16, 2011, 01:46:51 PM »

Nd I can't right well because of my spelling erors but its understandable

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Off Topic / I'm seeing hot women everywhere

« on: October 16, 2011, 01:41:01 PM »

ÞtTÞMy head got screwed up the past week. I can't think straight. My speech is slurred but I still can write and type. I'm having illusions like I'm seeing national socialists in my room and some women in the bathroom. I'm hearing voices that tell me their demons and some loveual related nooises.

Anyway I told my dad this (minus the love hallucinations) and he won't believe me. I'm doing bad in school and he grounded me. I told him I need to go to the doctor but he refuses. He said I should be more cautious. My mom works all day so she can't takew what do

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Off Topic / Re: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

« on: October 16, 2011, 01:07:20 PM »

So once upom a time there was a guy named the rhriller h e was eweosme and a lady magnet he was cool and he wwnr ro blockland to type thios and

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Off Topic / Re: What is your Religeous Affiliation?

« on: October 16, 2011, 11:32:39 AM »

I am the almighty God. Good luck in hell.

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Off Topic / Re: What is your Religeous Affiliation?

« on: October 16, 2011, 11:27:39 AM »

None because God is not real.

Prove that

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Off Topic / Re: I think I died and revived

« on: October 16, 2011, 11:20:31 AM »

I am confused.
You were skating while holding a fax machine?
The forget?

No I was skating and tripped. Banged my head hard.
Then days later I was carrying a fax machine to the study room. Some derp got the floor wet so I tripped and baned my head on the floor.

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Off Topic / Re: I think I died and revived

« on: October 16, 2011, 10:42:03 AM »

Tip: Use your hands while falling to avoid damaging your head.

My helmet wasn't put on right and when I hit my head I was holding a fax machine.

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Off Topic / Re: hurr hurp guys i jus had smex

« on: October 16, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »

The people here are not virgins? Holy stuff

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Off Topic / I think I died and revived

« on: October 16, 2011, 10:38:38 AM »

Last week I had a bad skating incident. Well my head got forgeted up so I was hallucinating a lot. But yesterday I slipped and hit my head hard on the floor. I felt as if I was rising and I began seeing all the memories I acquired. Now this is spooky but I saw myself on the floor.

BOOM TRANSITION
I woke up feeling very numb. I don't remember anything except for that.

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Off Topic / Re: A little background to my name

« on: October 01, 2011, 11:27:32 PM »

When I was little I had a stuffed monkey named bears.
I like rock music

The thriller is a random username

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Off Topic / Re: what is going on with internet

« on: October 01, 2011, 11:09:45 PM »

Yor comp probably hates social networking