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Off Topic / Re: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.
« on: June 29, 2009, 08:38:27 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f? :p
You: /
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: The eyes of the lord are upon you
You: asl?
Stranger: :|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hey want to suck my richard
Stranger: yes
You: i have 9001 STDs
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so disgusting~
You: i am aids and so can you
Stranger: me too
Stranger: yo so ....dirty
Stranger: but
Stranger: me too
You: WHAT THE forget
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey thomas
Stranger: evening
Stranger: im not thomas :b
You: why did you contact me
Stranger: I did not
Stranger: or
Stranger: I want your body
You: kk
You: yo can have everything from my lips
You: to my fat rooster
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how big is it
You: 9 inches
You: in diameter
Stranger: I like the whip, beeyyyatch!
You: my rooster is a whip
Stranger: gief
You: LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT
Stranger: you want my msn?
You: SHARE THE SPICE OF LIFE
You: BABY, SLICE IT RIGHT
You: WE GONNA GROOVE TONIGHT
Stranger: haha! YEAH!
Stranger: lets get it ooooooooooooooooooooooon
You: why did you contact me
Stranger: you want my MSN?<33
You: yes
Stranger: synnewikheim@hotmail.com <-- Spam his email :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I have cam
You: i have cocaine
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: you a real gangster?
You: no
You: how long is your chode
You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
You: DAMN, THE love WILL BE ILLEGAL THEN
Stranger: not in Norway :)
Stranger: 16
You: loving JAILBAIT
You: k then you have to sign a contract
You: I'm mexican
You: how many STDs do you have?
You: i had 23 STDs until last night
You: knocked it up to 54
You: howabout you
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 female , melissa, phoenix arizona
You: yo yo yo
You: MIGA I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f? :p
You: /
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: The eyes of the lord are upon you
You: asl?
Stranger: :|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hey want to suck my richard
Stranger: yes
You: i have 9001 STDs
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so disgusting~
You: i am aids and so can you
Stranger: me too
Stranger: yo so ....dirty
Stranger: but
Stranger: me too
You: WHAT THE forget
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey thomas
Stranger: evening
Stranger: im not thomas :b
You: why did you contact me
Stranger: I did not
Stranger: or
Stranger: I want your body
You: kk
You: yo can have everything from my lips
You: to my fat rooster
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how big is it
You: 9 inches
You: in diameter
Stranger: I like the whip, beeyyyatch!
You: my rooster is a whip
Stranger: gief
You: LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT
Stranger: you want my msn?
You: SHARE THE SPICE OF LIFE
You: BABY, SLICE IT RIGHT
You: WE GONNA GROOVE TONIGHT
Stranger: haha! YEAH!
Stranger: lets get it ooooooooooooooooooooooon
You: why did you contact me
Stranger: you want my MSN?<33
You: yes
Stranger: synnewikheim@hotmail.com <-- Spam his email :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I have cam
You: i have cocaine
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: you a real gangster?
You: no
You: how long is your chode
You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
You: DAMN, THE love WILL BE ILLEGAL THEN
Stranger: not in Norway :)
Stranger: 16
You: loving JAILBAIT
You: k then you have to sign a contract
You: I'm mexican
You: how many STDs do you have?
You: i had 23 STDs until last night
You: knocked it up to 54
You: howabout you
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 female , melissa, phoenix arizona
You: yo yo yo
You: MIGA I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.