Author Topic: the adventures of Edward Cross! PIRATES! (Read 8184 times)

GhostOfBetaTapes · August 25, 2010, 10:18:14 AM

Your laser beam is sagging.

Ummm... it's a civilian model!

get off the damn toaster on top of a fridge

Still with a 2x Multiplier for Sneak Attack, you jump awesomely from the shipping containers and land a kick right in the pirate's face.

BAM. You roll a 5, so you deal a whopping 10 POINTS of melee damage. The pirate is unconscious and bleeding.

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Muzzles56 · August 25, 2010, 10:30:04 AM

rub your balls on his face

GhostOfBetaTapes · August 25, 2010, 10:44:20 AM

rub your balls on his face

His face is bleeding and horribly disfigured thanks to your foot. You don't want to get the twins dirty.

Muzzles56 · August 25, 2010, 01:36:55 PM

do it anyway

Squiggles · August 26, 2010, 03:52:51 PM

>Say "Sorry friend" But I had to do this. Pat him on the shoulder and shut his eyes.

Kiddeh · August 26, 2010, 11:08:01 PM

Piss on his wound, then keep on going.

Squiggles · August 26, 2010, 11:08:46 PM

Piss on his wound, then keep on going.

Dat's not nice :(

Kiddeh · August 26, 2010, 11:40:11 PM

Dat's not nice :(

Was Moses nice when he unleashed his swarm of locusts? Didn't think so.

nienhaus1 · August 27, 2010, 09:58:35 PM

Punch him to death

And
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