Looked at the source (IM A loving C++ PROGRAMER NOW OHGALKSHKLSAJKG no)
Charging Toolgun.",
"Breaking Addons.",
"Stuffing Ragdolls.",
"Unreticulating Splines.",
"Refuelling Thrusters.",
"Unknotting ropes.",
"Painting Barrels.",
"Feeding Birds.",
"Bathing Father Grigori.",
"Decoding Lua's syntax.",
"Re-killing Alyx.",
"Calibrating Manhacks.",
"Cleaning Leafblower.",
"Reconfiguring Gravity Matrix.",
"Growing Watermelons.",
"Mowing Grass.",
"Plastering Walls.",
"Inflating Balloons.",
"Taming Physics.",
"Calling Sleep( 1000 ); ",
"Unfreezing The Freeman.",
"Patching Broken Update.",
"Styling Mossman's Hair.",
"Reducing lifespan of Alyx.",
"Polishing Kliener's Head.",
"Delaying Episode 3.",
"Changing Physgun Batteries.",
"Breaking Source Engine"
]