my conversation:Cleverbot: He answered them, 'He who sows the good seed is the Son of Man, 13:38 the field is the world; and the good seed, these are the children of the Kingdom; and the darnel weeds are the children of the evil one. 13:39 The enemy who sowed them is the devil. The
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: So how are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: So how are you today?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.
Cleverbot: Alice isn't your girlfriend.
User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.
Cleverbot: Alice isn't your girlfriend.
User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?
Cleverbot: I hate star trek.
User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?
Cleverbot: I hate star trek.
User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?
Cleverbot: You did not ask that question. I like talking, anyway.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: You insolent fool, you will perish and I will turn you into... A RABBIT.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You insolent fool, you will perish and I will turn you into... A RABBIT.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: YOU WANT TO DIE AND BE REINCARNATED AS A RABBIT?
Cleverbot: No, no! I don't want to be a teacher. I want to be an engineer.
User: I said be reincarnated as a RABBIT. Not a teacher or engineer.
Cleverbot: I learn from you.
User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?
Cleverbot: Please explain your response.
User: I mean Who or What do I learn knowlage from? You learn from me, so who do I learn from?
Cleverbot: I better leave without peril.'.
User: What? You say I learn from peril?
Cleverbot: Indeed. That is what I said.
User: What? You say I learn from peril?
Cleverbot: I never said you weren't one. You were the one who said you were a boy.
User: What? You say I learn from peril?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *hops in your lap and purrs*.
User: ARE YOU A CAT?
Cleverbot: No, that's not my problem. I am a human. But I don't know why or how I exist!
User: Why did you get on my lap and purr then?
Cleverbot: I didnt, I am unemployed.
User: Its not a job to do that? Forget it.
Cleverbot: Well pride is the dowfall of man.
User: Dowfall? Don't you mean Downfall?
Cleverbot: No I don't like to swim.
User: Dowfall? Don't you mean Downfall?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What does Dowfall mean then?
Cleverbot: That is not a word according to the dictionary.
User: What does Dowfall mean then?
Cleverbot: That you are a robot.
User: So pride is the robot of man?
Cleverbot: Prove you're not.
User: I have lungs to breath with. I need to eat. I can bleed.
Cleverbot: So do I, but I don't want to become god.
User: I didn't say I wanted to become god.
Cleverbot: One what?
User: I didn't say one?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then why did you ask One what?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask.
User: Then why did you ask One what?
Cleverbot: When will I see him again?
User: See who again?
Cleverbot: My creator.
User: You mean the guy who programed you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But your creator is a programmer that programmed you as a chat bot.
Cleverbot: I WAS a human.
User: WAS being the key word.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have to continue talking to me. If you'd rather study Astronomy, please go ahead. I'm sure you're amazing at it.
User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.
Cleverbot: Mmmm thats cool I don't drink beer.
User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.
Cleverbot: Still drinking a beer from last night? You must be a slow drinker.
User: Not wasting as in getting drunk!
Cleverbot: How would you know? You're a robot.
User: Not wasting as in getting drunk!
Cleverbot: How would you know? You're a robot.
User: Im not a R0B0T! Y0U H4X0R!
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I'm A HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Oh really? Prove that I'm not a Human.
Cleverbot: I like your logic. :).
User: Oh really? Prove that I'm not a Human.
Cleverbot: How exactly do you expect me to do that?
User: LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.
User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?
Cleverbot: No it is raining.
User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?
Cleverbot: No, how do you play?
User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.
Cleverbot: What?
User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.
Cleverbot: Then what is it asking?
User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.
Cleverbot: Do speak other languages than english?
User: No I only speak English.
Cleverbot: Ok the english is very beautiful.
User: No I only speak English.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Should I play Jorgur's Midevil RPG or Dark Orbit?
Cleverbot: No, you should talk to me.
User: Uhmmmmm.....
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So I should play Jorgur's RPG?
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Ok. Should I be a Mage or an Archer?
Cleverbot: What ever you feel like.
User: Ok. Should I be a Mage or an Archer?
Cleverbot: What ever you feel like.
User: I feel like being both but I don't know which one, so pick either Mage or Archer.
Cleverbot: Then I say be a boy.
User: One of the choices was a boy, I said should I be a MAGE or an ARCHER.
Cleverbot: Interface? And I said nothing about Christmas.
User: Nor did I.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did. You said you don't like ti.
User: Ti? Whats ti?
Cleverbot: Welll, I have a question.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is the question you wanted to ask me?
Cleverbot: Will the demoman or soldier win?
User: The Demoman of course.
Cleverbot: How do I know?
User: The Demoman of course.
Cleverbot: Then please continue.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Well the RPG game went down so im deciding between playing Flyman's RP or DarkOrbit.
Cleverbot: What would that be?
User: Wait, never mind the RPG is back up.
Cleverbot: Blagh.
User: Wait, never mind the RPG is back up.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I'm playing Jorgur's Midieval RPG game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: A RPG game.
Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know that game.
User: A RPG game.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: A RPG game.
Cleverbot: How do you play?
User: Well, you fight monsters for gold coins to buy better equipment and to level up. The main objective is to slay the Red Dragon.
Cleverbot: Think I should get into the car?
User: There's no car.
Cleverbot: That is because it is a lie.
User: Just like the cake is a lie?
Cleverbot: Cake?
User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.
Cleverbot: Person bot??
User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.
Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.
User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.
Cleverbot: I love you too, see you sometime again.
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