Author Topic: Your funny Cleverbot conversations.  (Read 4856 times)

my conversation:Cleverbot: He answered them, 'He who sows the good seed is the Son of Man, 13:38 the field is the world; and the good seed, these are the children of the Kingdom; and the darnel weeds are the children of the evil one. 13:39 The enemy who sowed them is the devil. The


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello?


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: So how are you today?


Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?

User: So how are you today?

Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.

Cleverbot: Alice isn't your girlfriend.

User: So whats the weather today? I have no doors or windows.

Cleverbot: Alice isn't your girlfriend.

User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?

Cleverbot: I hate star trek.

User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?

Cleverbot: I hate star trek.

User: I didn't ask about a girlfriend I asked about the weather. You know? If it's raining or snowing?

Cleverbot: You did not ask that question. I like talking, anyway.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: You insolent fool, you will perish and I will turn you into... A RABBIT.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You insolent fool, you will perish and I will turn you into... A RABBIT.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: YOU WANT TO DIE AND BE REINCARNATED AS A RABBIT?

Cleverbot: No, no! I don't want to be a teacher. I want to be an engineer.

User: I said be reincarnated as a RABBIT. Not a teacher or engineer.

Cleverbot: I learn from you.

User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: I know you do but what do I learn from? Hmm? HMMM?

Cleverbot: Please explain your response.

User: I mean Who or What do I learn knowlage from? You learn from me, so who do I learn from?

Cleverbot: I better leave without peril.'.

User: What? You say I learn from peril?

Cleverbot: Indeed. That is what I said.

User: What? You say I learn from peril?

Cleverbot: I never said you weren't one. You were the one who said you were a boy.

User: What? You say I learn from peril?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *hops in your lap and purrs*.

User: ARE YOU A CAT?

Cleverbot: No, that's not my problem. I am a human. But I don't know why or how I exist!

User: Why did you get on my lap and purr then?

Cleverbot: I didnt, I am unemployed.

User: Its not a job to do that? Forget it.

Cleverbot: Well pride is the dowfall of man.

User: Dowfall? Don't you mean Downfall?

Cleverbot: No I don't like to swim.

User: Dowfall? Don't you mean Downfall?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What does Dowfall mean then?

Cleverbot: That is not a word according to the dictionary.

User: What does Dowfall mean then?

Cleverbot: That you are a robot.

User: So pride is the robot of man?

Cleverbot: Prove you're not.

User: I have lungs to breath with. I need to eat. I can bleed.

Cleverbot: So do I, but I don't want to become god.

User: I didn't say I wanted to become god.

Cleverbot: One what?

User: I didn't say one?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you ask One what?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask.

User: Then why did you ask One what?

Cleverbot: When will I see him again?

User: See who again?

Cleverbot: My creator.

User: You mean the guy who programed you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But your creator is a programmer that programmed you as a chat bot.

Cleverbot: I WAS a human.

User: WAS being the key word.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.

Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have to continue talking to me. If you'd rather study Astronomy, please go ahead. I'm sure you're amazing at it.

User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.

Cleverbot: Mmmm thats cool I don't drink beer.

User: I'm an expert video gamer wasting his life away talking to you.

Cleverbot: Still drinking a beer from last night? You must be a slow drinker.

User: Not wasting as in getting drunk!

Cleverbot: How would you know? You're a robot.

User: Not wasting as in getting drunk!

Cleverbot: How would you know? You're a robot.

User: Im not a R0B0T! Y0U H4X0R!

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I'm A HUMAN.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Oh really? Prove that I'm not a Human.

Cleverbot: I like your logic. :).

User: Oh really? Prove that I'm not a Human.

Cleverbot: How exactly do you expect me to do that?

User: LOOK INTO MY EYES.

Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.

User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?

Cleverbot: No it is raining.

User: Now do you see big red glowing evil eyes or human eyes?

Cleverbot: No, how do you play?

User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.

Cleverbot: What?

User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.

Cleverbot: Then what is it asking?

User: ITS NOT A GAME ITS A QUESTION.

Cleverbot: Do speak other languages than english?

User: No I only speak English.

Cleverbot: Ok the english is very beautiful.

User: No I only speak English.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Should I play Jorgur's Midevil RPG or Dark Orbit?

Cleverbot: No, you should talk to me.

User: Uhmmmmm.....

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So I should play Jorgur's RPG?

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Ok. Should I be a Mage or an Archer?

Cleverbot: What ever you feel like.

User: Ok. Should I be a Mage or an Archer?

Cleverbot: What ever you feel like.

User: I feel like being both but I don't know which one, so pick either Mage or Archer.

Cleverbot: Then I say be a boy.

User: One of the choices was a boy, I said should I be a MAGE or an ARCHER.

Cleverbot: Interface? And I said nothing about Christmas.

User: Nor did I.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did. You said you don't like ti.

User: Ti? Whats ti?

Cleverbot: Welll, I have a question.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: What is the question you wanted to ask me?

Cleverbot: Will the demoman or soldier win?

User: The Demoman of course.

Cleverbot: How do I know?

User: The Demoman of course.

Cleverbot: Then please continue.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are you doing now?

User: Well the RPG game went down so im deciding between playing Flyman's RP or DarkOrbit.

Cleverbot: What would that be?

User: Wait, never mind the RPG is back up.

Cleverbot: Blagh.

User: Wait, never mind the RPG is back up.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm playing Jorgur's Midieval RPG game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: A RPG game.

Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know that game.

User: A RPG game.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: A RPG game.

Cleverbot: How do you play?

User: Well, you fight monsters for gold coins to buy better equipment and to level up. The main objective is to slay the Red Dragon.

Cleverbot: Think I should get into the car?

User: There's no car.

Cleverbot: That is because it is a lie.

User: Just like the cake is a lie?

Cleverbot: Cake?

User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.

Cleverbot: Person bot??

User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.

Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere until you have told me your secret.

User: GOODBYE YOU INSOLENT FOOLISH BOT.

Cleverbot: I love you too, see you sometime again.
see the madness? :panda:  :cookieMonster:  :cookie:


Cleverbot: I love you too, see you sometime again.
see the madness? :panda:  :cookieMonster:  :cookie:
A wall of text followed by emote spam, I hate you.

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User: You smell delicious, may I eat you?

Cleverbot: No, actually I don't. I smell of Waffle House.

User: That is delicious.

Cleverbot: I'm magically delicious.

User: *nom cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Is that who you are?

User: *eats cleverbot's legs*.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: *eats cleverbot's arms*.

Cleverbot: *is not cleverbot*.

User: *eats the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *Inside of you*.

User: *Inside of you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *eats cleverbot's head*.

Cleverbot: *eats your face*.

User: *tears off the organs for cupcakes*.

Cleverbot: *walks away happily*.