Tell your dad.
There's a condom in it, it's closed
My parents are divorced and my dad's in jail
Carefully forge the autograph of a famous person who many people want to have love with onto it, use it and then sell it on Ebay as a condom used by that person, profit
He's in jail lol
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That isn't funny.
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Your mom is cheating on your dad.