I found a condom wrapper

[Watcher In The Myst]

Mom was asleep after having one of her friends over (guy) last night. First time she had had wine in a while, so she was sleeping in (and still is)
I walked out onto our back porch to feed our fish int he pond, noticed something yellow on the ground, picked it up, and it was a packaged condom.
wat do
inb4stickitinherpooper
inb4takeit
inb4useit

[Ad Bot]

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stick it in her colon

[keesfani]

eat it

[Watcher In The Myst]

i called that but seriously what do i do ;-;

[Slicks555]

Be more concerned about the fact that it was probably planned to be used on your mother?

[Qwepir]

There's nothing to do with it, just put it back.
Unless it was a wrapper with no condom in it, in which case throw it in the garbage.

[Clone v.117]

So it was unopened? He prolly had a few and just dropped one.

[Yosher]

kill the son of a bitch who dared to touch your mom

[Tokthree]

Carefully forge the autograph of a famous person who many people want to have love with onto it, use it and then sell it on Ebay as a condom used by that person, profit

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Use it on his ass

[Nobot]

Show it to your mom.

[Watcher In The Myst]

Be more concerned about the fact that it was probably used on your mother?

There's a condom in it, it's closed

There's nothing to do with it, just put it back.
Unless it was a wrapper with no condom in it, in which case throw it in the garbage.

it was sitting on my back porch and i put it back ;-;

kill the son of a bitch who dared to touch your mom

My parents are divorced and my dad's in jail

Show it to your mom.

I plan on it.

[Morpheus]

Bribe your mother with it

[Nobot]

Bribe your mother with it

o yes

[Tokthree]

I like my idea better