Handsoap directions

[cooldawson3]

EDIT: Sandpaper also makes a good lubricant.

Mother of god.

[Ad Bot]

[RedGajin]

its like those hammer directions that say: DANGER! Do not hit on head!

[Packer]

It should also mention it makes a great lubricant.

This is the exact reason why there are hand soap directions, because clearly you have no idea that you're doing damage to your junk.

[Qwepir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digfny3OOGE

pop tart directions

my toaster must suck because it takes about 2 minutes to toast a pop tart to "light"

[Nobot]

my toaster must suck because it takes about 2 minutes to toast a pop tart to "light"

It takes my toaster about 45 seconds lol.

Get new toaster.

[cooldawson3]

It takes my toaster about 45 seconds lol.

Get new toaster.

If I keep the pop tart in there that long it'll explode D:

[Nobot]

If I keep the pop tart in there that long it'll explode D:

Ah I see how it is...
Now were fighting over which toaster is better eh?
Well my toaster has a touchscreen pad and a countdown timer that has different sounds.
OH YE.

[Man 2]

This is my toaster oven.
It's the best.

[fred da kiko]

my toaster has tits.

[Ceist]

fred that's the equivalent of having airplane research.

[Comatose]

How to Open a Bag of Airline Peanuts

1: Tape the bag of peanuts to the seat in front of you.
2: Kick the bag repeatedly until it opens. If the person sitting in front of flips their stuff, it means it's working.

[Skorpion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digfny3OOGE

pop tart directions

Oh god. The animation. My eyes.

[Pengie]

They have handsoap directions in my school toilets. Yet people still get it all over the sinks.

[Dexxtter]

Oh god. I'm using handsoap incorrectly. I don't wet my hands before I use the soap.

They have handsoap directions in my school toilets. Yet people still get it all over the sinks.

The directions are in the toilets...?

[Sami2ss]

Oh god. I'm using handsoap incorrectly. I don't wet my hands before I use the soap.



The directions are in the toilets...?

well no wonder no one follows the directions, there is stuff all over them!