Handsoap directions

[Nobot]

I was in the bathroom the other day and I noticed that the hand soap that was there actually had directions on how to use it. It was like, 1: wet hands, 2: apply soap, etc.

Seriously if you need directions on how to use hand soap then you're a moron. Lol.

[Ad Bot]

[Tyler66]

It should also mention it makes a great lubricant.

[Aces]

omg i never did it this way thanks nobot

[Jairo]

how to eat peanuts
open bag
shove deep into brown town cavity
repeat step 2 until satisfied

[Chrono]

wet hands
apply soap
rub hands together for 20 seconds (singing happy birthday twice!!!)
rinse off germs
dry hands with paper towel
use paper towel to turn water off

[Masterlegodude]

How 2 Basic needs to make a video on how to use hand soap

[Sami2ss]

how to use -

1) DO NOT drop the soap

[Port]

how to use -

1) DO NOT drop the soap

why not

[Mr. Jelly]

It should also mention it makes a great lubricant.

Soap + snake = this

[fred da kiko]

It should also mention it makes a great lubricant.

know what's a good lubricant? tooth paste.

[Skorpion]

know what's a good lubricant? tooth paste.

For a minty taste and clean teeth arsehole

[Lil Robot]

know what's a good lubricant? tooth paste.

the best lubricant is maple syrup

[Tyler66]

Soap + snake = this

Just don't let it get in your urethra and you'll be fine.

EDIT: Sandpaper also makes a good lubricant.

[Bisjac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digfny3OOGE

pop tart directions

[TeslaCoil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digfny3OOGE

pop tart directions

Beat me to it.