If you die, can I have your stuff?
paint stuff like"cna i be teh doge?" on the bombs
I am a commissioned officer in the U.S. Army and I will be deploying for Afghanistan tomorrow to fly UH-60s in support of the ground mission.
Make me tough guy. Get your buddies in the marines or whatever to come kick my ass because that's all they're good for; mindlessly beating people up and soaking up bullets for more important people.Good luck Titanium. It's gotta be pretty cool to be a pilot even if it's in a war zone.
I'm not kidding. I only harassed your father because he was knuckle dragging enlisted scum.
I hope for your safe return.God bless you good sir.