How would you ask a girl to your prom? (Figured out how I'm doing it)

[Port]

at gunpoint

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

sorry, but are you for real?

what's so complicated about asking a girl to prom? why are you being all awkward about it? why do you have to ask people "how to do it"?

lol if you read through the thread you'd realize that just asking a girl is bland, uninteresting, and shows that you really don't care all that much.

[_Rave_]

i did it, she loved it and said yes

and that's how babies are made

[Nonnel]

Congratulations. Now stick it in her pooper.

[Nickelob Ultra]

alright i figured it out

i'm going to invite her to grab some chinese food

we'll dine on some excellent far east cuisine

and then we'll get our fortune cookies and LO AND BEHOLD I WILL HAVE INSCRIBED A MESSAGE INSIDE HER COOKIE;

"Will you go to prom with me?"

on the flipside;

"Learn chinese: Yes = Shì (是)"

god i'm too romantic idk if she can handle it

"No = you pay for the dinner"

[_Rave_]

"No = you pay for the dinner"

hahaha that would have actually been really funny

[Nickelob Ultra]

hahaha that would have actually been really funny

Yeah but obviously don't do it lol.

[_Rave_]

Yeah but obviously don't do it lol.

nah of course not

had she said no that would have been a good response though

[Bishop]

Yo first just dont be a forgeten pusillanimous individual dog, u gotta handle this chick like a forgeten man and tell her yo do you wanna go to the prom or not cus i got other bitches lined up